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Online Dating Fails: Another persistent one…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating, StalkerDate.com

June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m.

Subject line: :-)

Message:

:-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email
setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous

June 19, 2011

Subject line: :-) oh and yes i am thinking that

Message:

1. your’e (meaning you are) probably nuts. lol… seriously, at first i viewed it and
thought oh my..!! this is rather long, but i then decided to read it and found out that
unlike most people
2. however, there’s (meaning there is; their is possession and do people really use
they’res.? ouch.) a method to my madness.
3. i’d like to meet a man more intelligent than (used in contrast, then meaning time)
a third grader. i hear you on this only i’d like to meet a girl smarter than a fifth
grader. lol.. and i can more than relate to
4. Many of those who have written to me on here (the noun not the verb) have trouble
commanding basic English.

uh oh.. i might gain points or lose them here depending on your sense of humor.
while i can understand one-liners and other such bad letters can be somewhat
vexing, i was wondering how can a letter say you’re hot..? i thought proper grammar
would be letters that read you’re hot :-P oh my now i’ve gone and done it haven’t i.
you are busting out the red pen and waiting to tear up my words now. lucky for me i
have spell check. ha ha..

about the 3 day rule; i am glad that you cleared things up for me as i don’t want to
be like**** they way it works with me is that if i don’t make some kind of contact
with you within 24 hours after our first meeting then i never will. i was starting to
think i should abide by the 3 day rule, but alas i see my thinking was right in making
some sort of gesture. however, i have met plenty of send you a text in response to
your phone call, only to send a text in response to her text and then get a text
response to that the next day, or not at all; in which case i say **** this ****, if she
was interested why this game and so i don’t contact her anymore only to get a phone
call 3 days later asking me what my problem is because she thought we had a good
date. i then explain i am not chasing someone who doesn’t show interest, so i will
not waste time finding someone who does. then i have her explain to me that there is
supposed to be this unwritten thing where i chase her and she plays hard to get, then
she chases me and i play hard to get and that’s how dating should start off. yeah so
what are your thoughts on that one..?

i hope the weekend has treated you well. i know i am not ready for it to be monday
tomorrow, but in my doing of some aimless driving this afternoon, the nice weather
has got me thinking about hopefully finding a supercool partner in crime to be my
sidekick on some summer adventures i’d like to undertake. how about you; anything
exciting in the works on the summer to do list.?

well i just wanted to stop by and say hello as you seem like a girl who would be
somebody great to get to know. the things i like about your profile are the way you
used humor in explaining the 3 day rule, the fact you referred to yourself in third
person in the ME inc. section cracked me up and is all seriousness you sound like you
have a good head on your shoulders, so i will look forward to hearing from you.
perhaps we can start being friends :-) talk to you soon.

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