Online Dating Fails: Generic, Cheesy, Grammatically Flawed Crap

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 5 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

 

Specimen: I loved reading your profile, it really caught my eye. I am a hopeless romantic, that believes if your lucky enough to find the right person you always try to keep them swept off there feet. I love to write poetry, short stories, and aspire to write a novel. I am not a millionaire, but I am a Dialysis Tech, and have my own business buying n selling houses with my 2partners. I am old fashioned, but in a good way, i'n not a caveman. Lol. I believe the man pays for the woman. I believe in making the girl your with laugh n smile as much as you can. I believe the first kiss with a woman is pure magic, n very important that its perfect. I believe in soulmates, and that when you meet yours everything just flows perfectly. I tried to tell you as best as possible who I am, N what I like to do. I would love the chance to get to know you???

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5 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Generic, Cheesy, Grammatically Flawed Crap”

  1. A write-up so simple in nature, a caveman could do it!

  2. i’n very excided to c u inna few weekz. mayb we can go 2the bar and chillllz. lookin’ 4ward 2it???

  3. I wonder if Tarzan proof read this for him?

  4. Simple, dumb man. I’m hoping, for his sake, that he typed all of this on his Phone which auto-corrected his many grammatical mistakes….

  5. I forgot I had even scheduled this one for release. Thanks for reminding me with your humorous comments :)