Online Dating Fails: Is Dennis Dead?

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

 

Subject line: Hey Im dennis Im dying to talk to you 

Hey Im dennis Im dying to talk to you

Message: Hey I’m dennis as you know. I think your EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL, and I REALLY WISH FOR ONE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, AND SHOW YOU I’M WORTH YOUR RESPONSE!. I live in bensalem pa. I’m 28 I hope age,and distance is no issue in your interest. I’m an auto mechanic, I drive a 00 ecilpse gt, and I have no kids . My aim s/n is curvedmind28 or 215 xxx xxxx may we trade ?

Princess: Well Dennis – In the event that you haven’t died awaiting my response, I regret to inform you that the age/distance factors are not the deal breakers here. Directly after the Cliff Notes in my profile, I explicitly state, “If you cannot properly employ the use of your/you’re in the appropriate circumstances, do not message me.” You have demonstrated inadequate mastery of your/you’re usage and are therefore disqualified. This is nonnegotiable. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

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5 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Is Dennis Dead?”

  1. shifty says:

    @Anthony hope that’s an intentional, “your.” ;-]

  2. oh forgive me “you’re”

  3. u are something else lol I dont see u dating for the rest or ur life lol