Princess MoMo

Preface: What is one to do when blatant honesty doesn't work?  In his defense, persistence is often the difference between success and failure.  Not in this case though.

7/19/2011 12:10:39 AM         

Specimen:

Hey there, how are you doing?? You seem cool and we should chat :) I am a good guy so you should reply back. Hope to hear from you soon!

7/28/2011 1:55:43 AM           

Specimen:

Why no reply back from you?? Am I really that ugly or something?? Reply back, I am a great guy and I wanna chat with you!

7/28/2011 7:22:28 PM

Princess MoMo:

You didn't write much about yourself in your profile. Of what little you did write, none of it caught my attention. Your photos weren't enough to save the day.

7/28/2011 7:36:30 PM

Specimen:

Well I didn't write much because then when you email me you already know everything about me!! It leaves no excitement!! Now it gives you something to chat with me about right?? Awww soo my pics weren't enough to save the day huh?? Soo does that mean I'm ugly or something??

7/28/2011 7:54:29 PM

Princess MoMo:

Something tells me I'm not going to find this exciting despite your lack of description. Just a hunch…

7/28/2011 8:08:43 PM

Specimen:

Well to be honest I'm not that good at describing myself. You know what I mean? I like your about me section, very funny! Soo what ethnicity are you?? My name is Patrick/Pat… What's your name?

So my pics are that bad huh? I have more if you would like to see. I'm a handsome man right?? :)

7/28/2011 8:11:33 PM

Princess MoMo:

Your time would be better spent buying a mirror, as opposed to repeatedly asking me about your appearance.

7/28/2011 8:14:34 PM

Specimen:

Haha well you never answered me therefore I asked you again… But again the question still wasn't answered!! Anyway. How was your day?? Do you like this site?? Have you had any luck on here or what??

7/28/2011 8:16:22 PM

Princess MoMo:

Sigh. Subtly doesn't seem to be working here. I'm not interested in substantively corresponding with you for purposes of dating.

7/28/2011 8:19:38 PM

Specimen:

Hmm ok and why is that??

7/28/2011 8:21:40 PM

Princess MoMo:

I'm just not feeling any cyber chemistry.

7/28/2011 8:25:33 PM

Specimen:

Oh no?? Hmmm that's too bad!! You may not be feeling it in cyber space but I am sure you would feel it in real person or the phone :P

7/30/2011 2:09:01 PM

Specimen:

You haven't met anyone better then me yet have you??? I'm telling you, I'm your man!! You should pick me!!