Princess MoMo

Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike?

Steadfast_lover2

Age: 41

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011:

Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat?
David1

Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011:

Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to know each other a better? If, so please do find me,.and/or let me know(kindly, if you will?)that the lady isn’t interested and I will bow out gracefully with my dignity in tact! LOL! Later then,..Princess! David,..the Mighty Lion!

Message 3 sent on June 6, 2011:

Momo,..lol,..liten I had thought for sure, that the Marine, and the Princess would have gotten alone, famously,.after all it is a classic in its’ essence! But, now am stunned and taken aback by you,..I have tried in earnest to just be able to have a conversation with you,..and believe me, I am definitely not used to this type of communication when persuing a woman(Yes,..dearlady,..that is exactly what I thought I was doing here!(ROFLMAO!))but, I am a novice at best at this mode of flirtatious banter, for me it lacks the human touch, and offers none of the kinetic nuances that I am accustomed to when engaging a woman in conversation! So, in this light, I am not so certain that I may possibly be making a complete and utter idiot, not to mention a big-pain-in-the-butt, out of myself? Nor, am I certain whether a woman of your intelligence, and obvious good looks, is so busy responding to requests, of your time here that possibly you haven’t had the time to respond to me,…or even,…that you are not in the least bit interested in what I have to say,..and just don’t plan to respond to me yea, or nay,..and will leave me like a flag in a hurricane just fluttering in the wind?(Whew!). In either case, I need your compassion and help here,..be kind enough to let me know which way the wind is blowing,..whether you are interested in getting to know me, or you just plain aren’t interested,..and thusly I am wasting my time! I will respect, an honest answer! Either way,.I wish you will, and hope that you will live well,..and be well! David,..the Lionhearted!

Message 4 sent on June 8, 2011:

How very said I am,..that you choose not to engage in even a simple conversation wiht me, Princess,..ah but then, I am a big boy,.and I handle rejection fairly well,..but it seems to me,..that I deserve(like even the lowliest dog)a response,..so since you rather completely ignore me,..I hereby withdraw my request to become your friend! Although, I still wish you a long life, good health, and ultimate happiness! Now goodbye forever! David,..the King of Beast!