The dating site that I’ve renamed stalkerdate.com continues to live up to its newly coined URL. (Prior stalkerdate.com predators: HippyMike, David the Lion Beast, The Young and the Relentless, and The Third Time is not the Charm.) The users of stalkerdate.com have demonstrated that distance is no object when you’re stalking online. Today’s addition comes to you straight from Georgia. Without further ado, I present to you Stressfreemaint’s messages.
Message 1 from stressfreemaint Age: 41 Location: Ellenwood, GA, United States Date: Sunday, 26th of June
you are very beautiful
Editor’s note[1]: Princess MoMo did not respond. Two days later, this Georgian wrote to her again as if for the first time. To add written insult to injury, he used “your” instead of “you’re” in describing MoMo as beautiful. In the world of MoMo, compliments are pretty much nullified by improper grammar usage.
Message 2 from stressfreemaint Date: Tuesday, 28th of June
WOW! I’m disqualified, but I LOVE YOUR ESSAY. Your so beautiful . BJ Johnson www.stressfreecontractors.com
Editor’s note: Thanks BJ. In the event that MoMo, domiciled in New Jersey, needs a contractor, she’ll make sure to contact your Georgia-based company. Also, you’re welcome for the free press on princessmomo.com.
Message 3 from stressfreemaint Date: Tuesday, 28th of June
baby you are a very unique woman , wish i had you here in atlanta, you could give me some spelling test lol , but know you are special , it would be nice to know you
Editor’s note: MoMo likely would not last a day in Georgia. How unkind of stressfreemaint to wish that upon her.
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