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ThePureRicanStalking you? LMFAO…
Princess, The King’s Back, damé beso, yeah gimme kiss/
Sorry, you just came up first when I searched for worst poet on Plenty of Fish/
Gawkin? in disgust, Babygirl, more like hackin’/
Swiped left on “Meet Me”, NEXT, King got back to mackin’/
Now you can see how much your lyrics are just a small fraction/
When people do a search for Rap Ricans, we’re the #1 Attraction/
It’s amazing how you keep saying that you’re the greatest/
When there would be no “greatest” if it wasn’t for Ricans that made this/
Big Pun told you we’re nice at slashing, but not the only hobby, huh?/
You know… you want me to come cuddle, ’cause “Boriquas eat the labia”/
Head clear, head straight, why every single lyric kills/
Now you? Uncertain, with all that “brilliant knowledge” about pills/
Fuck it, give the pink stockings, fuck it, your whole closet too/
3 La Bonne Vie Drive, that’s my address, send them through/
But Princess, this next line I’m gonna tell you, I need you to promise you won’t do/
Come to my place and kill me, when you find out that I got more MEN THAN YOU/
You haven’t even answered yet, I know these rhymes are chokin’ you/
I’ve just been so exhausted as of late ever since I started smokin’ you/
You’re sitting there like wtf, this guy’s a f*ckin’ mystery/
Nothing unreal here, another Rican victory to go down in Arabia’s “infamous history”/
I’m the best, go study, practice, get some rest/
The weekend’s comin’ Princess, Are you prepared for your 1st Test????? ???Oct 8 7:53PM -
philoso_phishOk. It’s on. Time for mortal kombat
So you don’t like pussy? Want you a tom cat?
Swipe left? You messaged me
Little did I know you gay, queer as can be
Talkin’ ’bout more men you got
Interesting detour, twist to the plot
Maybe you indiscriminate; play for both teams
Having erotic, straight homo dreams
It’s alright; whatever floats your boat
Perhaps it’s livestock; go fuck you a goat
Man, you demanding my kisses?
Never that. Not even one. Not from this princess.
I don’t go around kissing frogs
Thanks for this, though. It makes for good blogs.
You smokin’ me? That explains why you high.
I think the break was so you could go cry.
Anyway, back to the game
This defeat picture perfect, need me a frame
Upper cut you and punish you like Liu Kang
All I heard was finish him when you walked in the ring
Ice Queen or call me Sub Zero
Accept your failure, you’re no hero
This here is royal victory, fatality, the end
It’s been real, dawg, game over, enough play pretend
Puerto Rico? More like fantasy land
Your lines are like oatmeal; epically bland
That’s right; I’ll serve you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I do it bigger, not even from Texas, still the clear winner
I’ll serve you all day, the hits keep on coming
You persistent, though, surprised you ain’t running
That’s fine. A war of attrition
You still can’t top me or beat my ambition
You nursery rhyming; mother goose
You a trooper, though, absorbing abuse
I kind of feel guilty; A bit vicious; mean
Fuck you; you just got guillotined; by orders of the Queen.Oct 9 11:10AM
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