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Super Annoyer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 16 in Dating, Epic fails, Men

There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one.   The specimen is known as the super annoyer.  The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints.  So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach.  Well, the super annoyer is not dissuaded by the overt, direct, and blatant messages to cease and desist and, instead, continues his pursuant.  Luckily, time heals all wounds, right?  Wrong.  The super annoyer is a chronic wound that is not easily treated with the normal course of dating prescriptions.

For a detailed example of a longstanding super annoyer in my life, read the following:

The First of the April Fools

The April Fool Strikes Again

Online Dating Fails: One in a Million

Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger

One might think that after being repeatedly told in June of 2009 in no uncertain terms that I was uninterested, the super annoyer would vanish by 2012.  But no, that is not in the super annoyer’s nature.   Instead, more than three years later after complete silence from his desired prey, the super annoyer continues his predation online.  Below is yet another message from the super annoyer:

TheBestNothingLess

9/25/2012 10:54:03 AM
I still want my hunny back ;)
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