Online Dating: Example of a quality, simple message

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 30 in Dating Advice, Men, Online dating

Specimen: I want you to know that you’ve captured my interests. I’m intrigued to know what’s on your mind. If the feeling is mutual, then I’d be happy to engage with you in conversation. Let me know your thoughts. Analysis: This message is short and to the point.  It may even be a cut/pasted message. […]

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Online Dating Fails: Mr. Semipro

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 27 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Mr. Semipro: Hello there beautiful..how are you today??Im Eric 32yrs of age from Hollister 831,very out going,a semipro football player,i work,drive,etc..was wondeering if you would like to get together sometime for coffe/drinks,or simply take a walk on the beach an watch the sun set an talk?? ERIC Analysis: Oh, he works and drives? How wonderful, […]

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Online Dating Fails: Three’s a crowd?

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 26 in Online dating

Specimen: You are so beautiful, that figure is amazing. My girl wants me to find someone who we can be friends with and play with.. do you like girls too? Sorry for being so upfront Analysis: You may be surprised to learn that there are many couples seeking a third online. There are sites for […]

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Online Dating Fails: See, Saw, Seen

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 25 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hellooo!!! How are you? I was looking through your profile and liked what I seen …. My name is Eric. Hit me back if ya want to get to know me! Analysis: saw*

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MoMo the Mail Order Bride

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 23 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Epic fails, Facebook

If I were interested in being a mail-order-type bride, a random facebook guy offered me the opportunity, not once, but twice. Lucky me.  The messages are below. I did not respond. October 23, 2011 Hi, I just wanted to say hi and i would love to talk to you. Iam Samuel, professional engineer from Canada […]

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Apparently, MoMo upsets the Muslim world

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 22 in Facebook

Background: This blog’s top commenter, Irina Tsukerman, “shared” the blog’s fan page on her facebook wall.  One of her facebook friends evidently does not approve of the profile picture posted on the fan page.  Below is the comment thread. Irina Tsukermanshared a page: Princess MoMo. Princess MoMo Entertainer Page: ‎222 like this Like · · […]

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A random specimen meeting from MoMo’s college days

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 22 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Emails to Ex Specimens, Men

Apparently, I should have started this blog 15 years ago. I came across a message to a 2005 specimen regarding another specimen that I met in October 2005. Here’s the message: Subject line: weird text messages i hope you’re having fun in PA with your jewish festivities. i have a story for you regarding weird […]

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Guest Submission: Online Dating Fails – Damaged Manhood

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 21 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Do you believe love conquers all? Does a true and perfect love make life all worthwhile? To you, what is love? Is it just a feeling, the way how it feels to be in love, or is it more than the mere sum of those pleasurable sensations and experiences? Hello, I’m Bo and I really […]

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Seductiveness Quiz Results

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 19 in Dating, Online dating

I partook in a “seductiveness” quiz on a dating site.  Below are the results: Passion Preludes: The Big Picture of Me Princess MoMo is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Princess MoMo is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the […]

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Guest Submission: Online Dating Fails – Santa’s List

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 17 in Epic fails, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating, Texts
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Differences in Approach: Flowers vs. You Suck

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 16 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Epic fails, Men, MoMo's Musings

Last week, I was in a castrating mood.  On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom.  On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled.  That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office.   To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my […]

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Racist Cookies

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 16 in Princess MoMo's Friends, Texts

(Texts with a friend) Friend: The most racist cookie ever …                         MoMo: Did they place them right next to the crackers?   Friend: Hahaha good one but no. Negro cookies were segregated by the check out area.

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Date Dissection: Second date with Mr. T

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 14 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

Last we left off, I was not speaking to Mr. T. I didn’t speak to him for three days. On Friday, he had flowers delivered to my office. It was a pleasant surprise. They smelled wonderful. In fact, over the weekend, I had my office door closed and when I opened it this morning, the […]

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Mr. T: The End for Real (I think)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 14 in Dating, Facebook, Texts

Background: This happened last Sunday and Monday (11/6-7), but I waited to post it because I didn’t want to give him the benefit of reading my analysis/commentary before I knew how the situation was going to play out. I maintain multiple facebook accounts. Mr. T had the pleasure of being friends with me on two […]

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An entry from MoMo’s 1996 diary

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 13 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

I recently found a diary that I maintained for about six months during the ages of 11 and 12.  Below is one of the entries followed by my analysis. Dec. 6, 1996 J= Jovan SSP = Sedric CB= Carry (Bitch) Yesterday I started going out with a boy named Sedric (Pint).  I don’t know if […]

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