Differences in Approach: Flowers vs. You Suck

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 16 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Epic fails, Men, MoMo's Musings

Last week, I was in a castrating mood.  On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom.  On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled.  That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office.   To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my facebook posts.  Today, Mr. Car decided to make contact.  He sent an email, containing only the following picture:

I responded to only one of the two characters.  Can you guess who?  Let me give you a clue: It’s the one with the non-vehicular name.  Lest you feel left out, here’s a message for you Mr. Car:

Dear Mr. Car-

If I didn’t contact you for over a week despite your call and text stating, “Fucking MoMo, unreal that I’m still pondering over your bullshit trash. If you have any regard for me then tomorrow you will call and at least make it right before never talking to me again[,]” then I’m likely not going to respond to an email telling me I suck. You annoy me. I know what you’re going to say: “Everything annoys you.” Even if that were true, there are different degrees of annoyance. Your lack of appreciation for my positive attributes, the lack of excitement you bring to the table and my general indifference toward you make further communication between us unintriguing and unlikely.  I would say I wish you the best, but it would be disingenuous.   I have no wishes with respect to you.

-MoMo

 

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