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Online Dating Fails: Three Strikes and You’re Out!

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 30 in Epic fails, Online dating

summershere23 4/21/2012 6:42:14 PM drew facebook.com/forera looking to meet/make new friends, chat mingle get out of the house…lol : ) The following images were attached to this message. summershere23 4/24/2012 8:29:22 PM hi, about me.. . i work, go to school… think im funny/silly..interested in about everything…lol have add and im dyslexic so i cant […]

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Online Dating: KSavage

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 30 in Online dating

ksavage 4/4/2012 9:57:52 PM Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say hello. My name is John. Would you like to chat a little bit? ksavage 4/30/2012 10:03:27 PM You are funny as hell. I must say that I was cracking up while I was reading your story. You are very creative, but not […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition (continued)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 23 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 21 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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T-Mobile Sucks Balls (hairy, diseased ones)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 18 in Customer Service, Epic fails

I’ve written about T-Mobiles suckage before and don’t be surprised if I do it again. Today’s frustration was recorded (by me) for quality assurance.  I am not assured. Click here for the sound file. Related Posts:   T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise…. T-Mobile SUCKS DICK The Breakup

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Self-rejection saves me time

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 16 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]

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Don’t Want No Short Dick Man

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 16 in Epic fails, Facebook, Men
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Online Dating: Maybe this one doesn’t suck; it’s too early to tell.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 15 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town. Yet much to his dismay Was […]

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Mr. Lambo: The Relapse

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 9 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating, Texts

Ten days after we’d parted ways, I relapsed (Feb. 26).  It was a week after Brandon Singer had abruptly ditched his wedding date duties.  I was lying in bed and felt the sudden urge to call Mr. Lambo.  So I did. He answered.  We spoke for about an hour and then resumed our routine of […]

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Online Dating Fails: The April Fool Strikes Again

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

On April 1, I posted an entry, which I will now reprint in its entirety because if you haven’t read it, you should. It gives you a glimpse of the looney tune specimens that are out there. I knew when I received that message from a clinger from dating past that it wouldn’t be the […]

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Online Dating Fails: If At First You Don’t Succeed, Change Your Name

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

michaelandyperson 3/6/2012 8:16:58 PM Hey i am Brian i find you attractive so what you think of me? Name 3 things you love that a guy does it can be anything? michaelandyperson 3/8/2012 3:45:39 PM Hey i am Brian be honest what are the 3 best things a guy could do for u? and be […]

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Online Dating Fails: Half of a Century of Suckage

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 4 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

clubenvy 3/6/2012 2:44:12 PM Tall handsome guy here im actually 50 the age was wrong when profile was made, usually date much younger then myself with no problems.Trust me i dnt look my age and in better shape then most guys in the 20s lol. Nvr married no children but get along great with them. […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part VII

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 2 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Facebook, Men, MoMo's Musings

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part V Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part VI Brief Recap of Parts I-VI: I met […]

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Online Dating Fails: The First of the April Fools

Not only do dating sites offer annoying ghosts of dating present, but also ghosts of dating past. I checked one of my online dating sites this morning (though I find myself virtually never responding to anyone these days) to find that one of the ghosts of dating past had written me a message. Below is […]

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