Click here for Mr. Giggle Part 1. Brief synopsis: After more than two specimen-less months, I decided to get off of the bench and back into the game. But was my date on the wrong team? That is what I was left believing after observing, among other things, his mannerisms, his giggling, and […]
Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying. This guy falls into the latter category. Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off? My initial approach […]
The Subject of my Amorous Feelings
The proverbial “they” say love finds us when we least expect it. That is precisely what happened to me today. On my way home from work, I planned on stopping at the liquor store to pick up some red wine. As I battled through standard New Jersey traffic, the remnants of my nerves deteriorated. […]
Mr. Giggles Part I
For those who are avid readers of my blog, you are aware that it hasn’t been raining men lately. My two month specimen drought was recently broken. There was one minor problem, though: I’m convinced the guy is gay. The last date I had been on was March 3 with Mr. Lambo (I didn’t […]
Online Dating Fails: One in a Million
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Some people just don’t know how to fuck off. This guy is one of those people. TheBestNothingLess 5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I […]
Online Dating Fails: Another Webcam Proposition (of a different variety)
cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 8:40:44 AM I will pay you 2500 cash to webcam w me. 30 minutes only. You interested Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:35:41 PM What? cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 7:44:48 PM Yup. Webcam and let me watch you and 2500 cash is yours. I’m a millionaire, I don’t worry about 2500 Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:54:59 PM I’m sorry, it […]