“Hi.” “How are you?” “How’s your Tuesday?” “How was your breakfast?” “How are your holidays?” “You’re pretty. I’d like to get to know you.” “We have a lot in common. Let’s chat.” Garbage. Landfill quality, non-recyclable garbage worthy of no response other than, if at all, “thanks for the trash.” Think about it. If […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Picasso
Picasso2015 11/26/2016 8:32:32 AM Report this message for inappropriate content It’s too early for this shit, but im a real MC too legit , Sucker for a challenge, I guess that’s my talent, middle eastern roots, so you know I got game, I’m on one like Khalid but I ain’t on snapchat for the fame, […]
Mr. Traveler Part III
Click here for Part I Click here for Part II Day 3 The following morning, I left before he did. Neither of us knew what the other was up to that evening, which was fine because, after all, we were merely host and traveler, right? He wasn’t home when I arrived from work. Shortly thereafter, […]
Mr. Traveler Part II
Click here for Part I DAY 2 I hate mosquitoes, but my woes with mosquitoes had not yet begun at this point. So, we’ll save that passionate tirade for another time. On Day 2, I woke up and prepared myself to go out into the world to be adult as fuck. (MoMo to English translation: […]
Mr. Traveler
Mr. Traveler A good friend of mine (we’ll call her Ms. Host) had some overflow in her AirBnB reservations and so she asked me if I was interested in hosting one of her travelers. Thus, I decided to join the hospitality industry, which as it turns out, is arguably more entertaining than dating and the […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: An Ode to Aladdin Part III
Part I Part II GenericHero 7/25/2016 11:43:50 AM Report this message for inappropriate content You got some fancy words but so do I I don’t need 5 syllables to be soundin’ fly Got you researchin’ words cause my rhymes you hatin’ I’m more dangerous then internet datin’ Now all bets are off and my game […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin Part II
CLICK HERE FOR PART I GenericHero 7/23/2016 5:27:38 PM Report this message for inappropriate content see it was early in the morning before I had my coffee If mistakes cant be made, I think i’d rather be free Its just I hate even finding the apostrophe Its so much quicker to ignore it but now […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin
GenericHero 7/22/2016 9:40:11 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I finally found a girl who likes to spit waited all day and all damn night but sh!t it seemed like im the only one who could drop a line but then I found a rappin jasmine, and damn was she fine I had a […]
Mr. Swiper – A Tinder Tale
Mr. Swiper, a suitor from Tinder, had just moved to New York from Boston over 4th of July weekend. He’s originally from Minnesota. I don’t know what our Tinder exchange consisted of and I cannot check it because he’s unmatched me. But, we pretty quickly moved from Tinder to text. He then also pretty […]
PATH Train Tales
Yesterday, on the PATH train, I spotted a male individual who was clearly scheming up some bullshit way to strike up a conversation with me. At the first stop, a seat behind me freed up and he took the opportunity to speak to me by informing me of the seat’s availability. I thanked him […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Why the hell is he here??
whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Hey soooo I’m trying to rap battle you but I don’t think it’s going through. whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Fresh princess, I think your rap invites creative But it also just so happens, that I’m a central jersey native Im also pretty sure, […]
Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part II
Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I I was apprehensive. Though being in his arms felt good, I knew I was dealing with a shapeshifter. What was a MoMo to […]
Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I
Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments I recently went on a specimen spree – so I have a lot to get through and I’m going to try to make this one quick so that we can […]
Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments
Lest we forget, at the end of the day, this is my blog. While I permit other’s perspectives, I would be remiss not to directly comment on the rendition. So, because this is princessmomo.com and not mrredcoat.com, I’m going to go Kanye West on his post. I’ma let you finish, but…my comments on his content […]