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whythehellamionhere
5/17/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Hey soooo I’m trying to rap battle you but I don’t think it’s going through. |
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whythehellamionhere
5/17/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Fresh princess, I think your rap invites creative
But it also just so happens, that I’m a central jersey native Im also pretty sure, we have a bit-of-a common click…. I think my friend is your friend too, he goes by Dominick. But unfortunately me lady, our mutual friends arent gonna save you. Did really you just rewrite fresh prince and do a poor job too? Girl, if you are rare, I think I’ll be taking mine well done. you sure your mom wants grand kids? She probably wishes she had a son! And if your profiles fresh then I’m really afraid to see shitty, Its as if the Special Olympics crossed with Sex and the city. Special people are the best so I don’t mean to be outta line, But I might as well have just been comparing you to Albert Einstein. Attorney? Really? I think it’s cool that you took the bar. Replace “cool” with “gross” and “took”with “blew” and that’s more accurate by far. I saw that you have a website did it take you long to set that up? Not the princessmomo one, Im talking about twogirlsonecup You dress like Princess Jasmine but keep wishing upon your star, Try someone of closer resemblance, like aladdin or Jafar. Seven or eight boyfriends? they were idiots perhaps… Or they probably just took off as soon as they had to hear you rap. |
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whythehellamionhere
5/17/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content All these raps aside I hope I didn’t hurt you at all,
You’re actually kind of beautiful going by everything I saw. You must be an awesome person, to have a rap battle in your profile. You seem to have good taste too, high intelligence, and style. I don’t think much will come of this though, you seem way out of my league. Dating is really tough these days, and I’m genuinely fatigued. I swear I’m not an ***hole, I just didn’t want to go too easy. Ask lunetta, I’m not a jerk and only just a little sleezy. I’m going to try to end this now, cuz I think im over due, Do your worst and rip me to shreds, I pass the mic to you. |
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philoso_phish
5/17/2016
Mannn, you comin’ at me with some rhyme leprosy
Dropping insults, yet you’re tryna get with me You need to be quarantined, placed outta sight Cuz you’re just a fuzzy lil bunny in this big dog fight You droppin’ names like you’re on a guest list Only thing you signed up for is to get dissed You can’t come in, no wrist band, no stamp Maybe you should call Genie, rub on his lamp Wish for some game and better etiquette Until then, you’ll just have to settle with being celibate |
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whythehellamionhere
5/17/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Get with you? More like forget you. Girl you are mistaken.
However if we did get down, I’d probably be the one whos fakin I’d gladly be quarantined if it keep me far from you I’d rather be a bunny that a “shit” without the “zhu”. Guest list? get dissed? Band on my wrist? For your show? Well get this. I’d rather stay home and drink my own piss in comparison to hearing you thatd be fucking bliss If I had a one wish, it would be for world peace although it’s really tempting to ask for to cease All attempts at raps and rhymes from now until forever, Ettiauette? I read your site, you wanted someone aggressive someone clever, I think the time has come for me to give this game a rest I’d much rather talk to you like normal, that would honestly be best |
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philoso_phish
5/18/2016
This game’s on meth, never goes to rest
Continually played only by the best But I get it, you’re tired, you’re exhausted From taking a beating, getting lyrically accosted It’s nice, you read my site, studied me a little bit Not educated enough, though, still comin’ off as an idiot Part of me’s just playin’, I’m really not this harsh But you slung fighting words from the very start I love battling, so fun, energizing Stimulating workout, intellectual exercising You’re like a fish on my hook, took the bait, took a bite Ain’t ready to release you, wait, be still like a crook in the night But I hear you, and I’m coming for your sorry little life No need for machine guns or even a knife I’ll just mentally annihilate you, verbally violate you Savagely decimate and dismally devastate you Until you give up and I get that victory, win If you can’t finish, why’d you bother to begin? |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content If this game is meth then you can call me Mr. Heisenberg
And I’d call you Jesse Pinkman but your more like Jesse Eisenberg I’m only tired of your act and im No where near exhausted,
I was attempting to end this well but you’re ending it like LOST did To fully research you I would need a neuroscientist
Your brain must have abnormalities for you to even bother trying this”Coming off as an idiot?” Spare me, I’m incisive through and through. Switch “off” to “on” and scratch the “as” thats how guys describe sex with you.I know you’re not this harsh and you’re aware neither am I. Its fun to know that you’re someone who’d rather brawl instead of cry. |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content I slung fighting words hoping you’d be a worthy opponent
But I was wrong, and felt pitty so don’t confuse it for atonement. Just a fish? Girl, I’m a shark and I’ll sink your little tawler.
Your rhymes vs mine are Quint vs Jaws and we both know mine are bawler You’re coming for my sorry life? Oh no I’m really scared.
A little girl who calls herself princess who’s mind is worse for wear…Lets be fair and share the truth about your despair the proof that you’re aware your youth doesn’t have a prayer” Why can’t you finish” I’m sure you say that to men a lot
They know your words are cheap and weak but they go along because you’re hotYou can’t mentally try me I’ve experienced it all If you think you’re going to decimate me then your kingdoms gonna fall |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Your rhymes are idiosyncratic so awful they’re traumatic thoughts clear as static so your failures automatic I’m almost sympathetic luckily you’re aesthetic your hapless unapologetic really it’s pathetic So no I won’t stop unless we hold a truce, I’m sure soon enough you’ll need a break from this abuse, |
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philoso_phish
5/18/2016
Look at you dropping line after line, trying to hang on like Mufasa
There’s only room for one lioness here, and this is rightfully mi casa So make your way back to the shadowy place from which you emerged Because any conception that you’ll beat me in this battle’s absurd “You must take your place in the Circle of life,” you demon hyena You’re dancing around on my ground, like a graceless pink ballerina Slide your slippers off, strip your skirt, take off your tutu, take a seat Time for time out, you’re hurt, coming off cuckoo, easy to beat Because you’re talkin’ crazy ish, need a checkup, perhaps a lobotomy Fabricating reckless sexual references, like you don’t wanna be on top of me But the truth is, I’m in complete control, dominating you, sodomy A shark? More like Mediterranean Avenue, cheapest property in monopoly Not even that property, a mere prostitute, unappealing, living in poverty Used up, nasty, yet still talking shit, nothing scholarly, here only to bother me Maybe you’re bad at math, unable to grasp and calculate our inequality You’re zero, I’m infinity, yet you act like we’re even, it’s quite an oddity Give it your best, in the end, I’ll make nothing of you but a mockery. |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Well Hakuna Matatta you Disney obsessed Natta
You’ll never be able to tell your kid That “You know his fadda” You say there’s room for one lioness but I don’t see any, your highness,
why you even trying this, When you know you’re getting dissed Shadowy place? Oh, You mean hell from whence you came?
Fine. Hell or in your presence, I guess it’s all the same.Maybe I should give in and go get that lobotomy, then we’ll finally be equals And match up intellectually Look, you ambulance chaser bater The monopoly reference was clever so I’ll give you credit where it’s due, You’re right I’m not a math head Im more into String theory, quantum physics, a multi-verse, and infinite possibility Except one law across them all will consistently remain, |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content I have to admit. I spit coffee everywhere at the “cheapest property in monopoly line” ?? |
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philoso_phish
5/18/2016
That’s right, address me as highness, and give credit where it’s due
Only bdsm here is this royal whipping of you You’re nothing but a cuckold, a bitch, a gimp Here to follow my orders, like I am your pimp Now bow down to this diva, modern day Queen of Sheba You mindless, menial, anaerobic amoeba I’ll never be on Jerry Springer or the Maury show Not this chic, better known as Princess MoMo I’m clean, and pristine, with unparalleled hygiene Only thing’s I’m a little mean, this maybe obscene, but truth is you belong in a latrine Flush you down like the sewage you are Send you into exile like evil Uncle Scar Banish you once and for all So you can no longer stand tall Oh, wait, though, you never did, just 5’7″ If I’m from hell, call me Lucifer, angel fallen from Heaven You’re playing with fire and you’re bound to get burned I thought after this schooling, you’d have learned That’s ok, you’re slow, stuck on stupid Mind like a landfill, putrid, polluted All I can say for now is thanks for the trash You’re probably used to the burn, like the one from your rash |
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whythehellamionhere
5/18/2016
Report this message for inappropriate content Nice but I have to respond later. ?
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