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Mr. Halloween and Mr. Hashtag

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 27 in Miscellaneous

Mr. Halloween and Mr. Hashtag It’s been a while since I’ve regaled you with my dating tales and misadventures. To make up for lost time, I will introduce you to two characters in this entry. It was a cold Halloweeny October 31, 2017. One we will call Mr. Halloween and I matched on Bumble.  Messages […]

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Online Dating Clichés

Why not to write in your online dating bio: Here are the most cliché things I’ve observed on Bumble, a dating app similar to Tinder except that it requires women to initiate contact and has an expiration time on matches. Looking for a “down to earth” girl. – Really? Do these men frequently encounter women […]

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Shout out to Traitor Jo’s Friends…

Stuck in my business like in a dope fiend’s arm, a needle Thought by now you’d have overdosed, too much MoMo’s lethal You’re toxic and shitty, matter of a fact, you’re not friends, you’re fecal Bet you’ve been refreshing my site, searching for some more, a saucy sequel You can’t get enough of this rhyming […]

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Traitor Jo Rap

Honesty is the best policy, but your pathology had you chronically lying to me, now you come with an apology for the distorted and twisted chronology, but it’s not genuine, much like reverse psychology, time to clean up that shit, call it a cleansing colonoscopy No hard feelings or bad blood, bet you can relate […]

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Douche Frog: Mr. All Regrets

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 8 in douche frogs
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Douche Frog: Mr. Entitled

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 7 in douche frogs, Online dating
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Douche Frog: Autoincorrect

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 1 in douche frogs, Online dating, screenshots, what not to do
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Social Experiment: Have a baby by me, baby

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 10 in Miscellaneous

Introduction: This report discusses a social experiment exploring the willingness of men to father (and, ideally, co-parent) a child with a female they’ve never met and know little to nothing about. The objective of the experiment is to test male people’s willingness to fully abstain from “soul mate” interaction or traditional parenting paradigm in agreeing to create […]

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