Princess MoMo

Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence.  Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.

Fourth Message from Mr. Oronsaye

From: Stephen Oronsaye
To:
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 4:48 PM
Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you !

Sorry for my late response.

Today is the burial of my friend the late Governor of one of the Northern states.

Please, I do not want any action regarding my 2015 Ambition now because the restriction on campaigns has not been lifted yet for the 2015 race. So, any such action will amount to my jumping the gone.

Let me emphasize here again that if it was easy for me to have this funds routed through the banks, I would not have requested for your help. There are stringent foreign exchange restrictions here and I could only move out the funds in CASH.

So, I am not in a firm position to pay you any advance now as requested because of government restrictions.

The full name i use were well spelt out in the links contained in my first mail to you on this issue, as STEPHEN ORONSAYE.

Again, I await your news.

Rgds

Steve

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Fourth Response from Princess MoMo

My condolences, Stephen. I am very sorry for your loss. No matter how old we are, the death of a dear friend is difficult to cope with. But, in me, you have a new friend and I hope that means something to you. It sure means the world to me. I have become quite fond of you and I daydream about the day we will finally meet in person. Have you seen the Disney movie called “Aladdin”? In case you haven’t, here’s a brief synopsis: Aladdin is a street rat. (Well, he is not literally a rat. He is a human, but he is impoverished and living on the streets of Agrabah.) The sultan of Agrabah has a rebellious daughter (Jasmine) who is required, by law, to marry by her upcoming birthday. Dissatisfied with the restraints on her and desiring to explore the world outside of the palace, Jasmine dresses as a commoner and escapes to the marketplace. There, she encounters Aladdin. Now, there are far more details, but in the interest of time, suffice it to say, Jasmine develops amorous feelings for Aladdin. In one scene (sorry if I’m ruining the movie for you — you should totally still see it because it is a wonderful movie with great animation and lovely songs), Aladdin, propelled by his magic carpet, greets Jasmine at the balcony to her room. It sounds creepy, because as a woman, if an uninvited man came up to the balcony of my room, assuming I had a balcony, I would think he was a lecherous stalker. However, in order to enjoy a movie, we must sometimes suspend our beliefs in reality. Anyway, Jasmine eventually hops onto Aladdin’s carpet, and he begins singing a song to her. The song is called, “A Whole New World.” If you send me some money to replenish the minutes on my prepaid phone or if you allow me to set up a Skype account for you, I can sing you this beautiful song. I feel as though you’re my Aladdin, Mr. Oronsaye. I feel as though you have the ability to show me a whole new world, shining, shimmering, splendid. You may not have a magic carpet, but that’s okay.

There is also another notable song from that movie. I believe it’s called “Friend Like Me.” You see, Aladdin meets a Genie. When the Genie emerges from his lamp, he is all cramped up from being stuffed in there for 10,000 years. Could you imagine being cramped in a lamp for 10,000? It gives me a crick in the neck just thinking about it. The Genie, in introducing himself to Aladdin, sings him a song with the refrain, “You ain’t never had a friend like me.” If you give me a chance, you’ll see that “you ain’t never had a friend like me.” Come to think of it, I’m a bit confused as to whether you and I will be lovers or friends. Maybe lovers and friends? There’s a song about that too, but it’s not from Aladdin.

I am also sorry to hear that you do not want to move forward with planning your campaign. Have you heard of the expression, “Luck favors the prepared”? I urge you to reconsider delaying to tomorrow what we can do today. With just a little input from you, we can prepare the necessary materials for your campaign. If you decide to go forward, well and good. If not, it will not be for naught because we’ll have gotten to know each other better and I’m sure we’ll learn some valuable lessons along the way. Ultimately, I will defer to your judgment on this matter, but when we’re rushing around Nigeria posting last minute campaign signs, don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

I would love nothing more than to help you, but you have to help me help you. I am a woman of little means, much like Aladdin (though I wouldn’t liken myself to a rat, even though rats are rather smart creatures…so I guess in terms of intelligence you can liken me to a rat). I was in awe at the opportunity to travel to Europe to collect the funds, but I cannot do that without you advancing me money for airfare, room, and board. We’ll have to work around the government restrictions. Perhaps you can mail me some cash. I understand that you cannot mail the ten percent advance I previously asked for. So, in an effort to compromise, why don’t you instead mail me $10,000? You don’t have to send it all in one envelope. That should cover my airfare, as well as that of the PR/marketing guru/bodyguard that I mentioned to you yesterday, and room and board. She and I will even share a room while there. I’m not asking for a lot here. And, remember, you enlisted MY help. The least you can do is make a good faith showing that you really do want to work as a team.

With respect to the spelling of your name, you can hardly fault me for my confusion. While your links may name you as “Stephen,” you frequently sign your names on our emails as “Steve” or “Steven.” Are you just playing hard to get?