Princess MoMo

Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence.  Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the fourth round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.
 

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Fifth Message from Mr. Oronsaye

From: Stephen Oronsaye
To:
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2012 6:24 PM
Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you !

Get me your EQUITY HOME LINE OF CREDIT account and i will arrange some cash for you immediately.

The cash will be wired therein for your collection within 48hrs.

that is safe and secured.

“Steve” is the short form of “Stephen” in this part of the world.

Rgds

Steve

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Fifth Response from Princess MoMo
 
You know, Stevie, I sit here and pour my heart out to you in these messages. Your curt replies and lack of substantive responsiveness to my messages have greatly upset me. I offered to manage your campaign. You shut me down. We could have been like Napoleon and Pedro. (Just to be clear, I’m referring to Napoleon Dynamite, not Napoleon Bonaparte. In case you don’t know who Mr. Dynamite is, let me quickly explain. Napoleon Dynamite is a character in a movie called “Napoleon Dynamite” that was released in this part of the world. Napoleon is a high school boy. He is quite quirky. He wears nerdy glasses, has poofy hair, and his pants are usually pulled up too high in my opinion. He lives with his grandmother, who seems to be a lesbian. His older brother, Kip, also lives with them. Kip sits at home and chats with hot chicks on the internet all day, probably much like you. Napoleon also has an Uncle Rico. Uncle Rico is kind of a douchebag. He only adds more stress to poor Napoleon’s already dysfunctional life. I described Napoleon’s family so that you have a frame of reference as to his upbringing. I’m not sure which camp you’re in with respect to the nature vs. nurture debate, but now you have that information just in case you’re a nurture guy. Anyway, one day, Pedro moves to town presumably from Mexico. I don’t recall the details now, but Napoleon and Pedro become BFFs — that stands for “best friends forever,” like you and I are! Pedro decides to run for class president. Napoleon helps Pedro campaign, by doing things such as wearing a “Vote for Pedro” shirt. Do you see where I’m going with this? You’re Pedro and I’m Napoleon, except without the super high pants. I have no problem wearing a “Vote for Oronsaye” shirt every day from now until 2015. That is the kind of dedication and commitment I am willing to invest. Napoleon ultimately secures the winning votes for Pedro because on election day, Pedro gave a pretty crappy speech, but Napoleon saved him by doing an elaborate dance on stage. I will begin choreographing a dance for us, Mr. Oronsaye, just in case we need it. Hopefully, our campaign will be as successful as Napoleon and Pedro’s.)

I offered to create a Skype account for you. You didn’t even bother acknowledging that offer. And, most recently, I offered to sing you a song. Do you think I go around willy nilly offering to sing people songs? No. But I offered to sing you a song. I thought you were special, Mr. Oronsaye. I’m starting to think that this is a SCAM contrary to what you said in your first email to me. I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and allow you to convince me otherwise, but Mr. Oronsaye, quit playing games with my heart before you tear us apart. You can still salvage this “relationship,” if it can even be termed as such at this point. It’s not going to be easy, though, because once the foundation of trust is compromised, it takes a lot of work to build on it.

Speaking of foundations, I recently became a home owner! I own the house free and clear. Believe it or not, I actually built it with my bare hands. I couldn’t afford to purchase a move-in ready house. It took quite some time and effort because I did it all on my own, but it was well worth it. I just saved up enough money to furnish the whole house. It looks marvelous. I have attached a picture for you to see. Please excuse the mess in the picture; I was entertaining guests that day. I know it is a modest house, but do you think I can take out an “EQUITY HOME LINE OF CREDIT” on it? I will go to the bank on Wednesday to find out for sure. What paper work should I take with me? In the meantime, can you send me at least one envelope with some cash in it? I am facing hard times over here and could really use some help.

By the way, my offer to sing “A Whole New World” to you still stands even though I am still kind of upset with you.