Princess MoMo

Guy: I didn’t finish reading the entire rant but from what I read it was pretty damn awesome. Im walking on egg shells while writing you in fear my fat fingers accidentally misspell a word or two. Go ahead judge me! :/

Princess: Hello – There are several errors in your profile, though I like where your head is at.

Guy: Hahaha you are the devil! Never thought sleeping in English class would one day come back to haunt me in the form of a dating website. The errors stem from my i.j.d.g.a.f syndrome. Its definitely something I’ve been struggling to overcome sans prescription meds.

Princess: Aside from subpar language skills, what other symptoms do you suffer as a result of your “I just don’t give a ****” syndrome? Should you be quarantined?

Guy: Symptoms vary anywhere from lack of eye contact to lack of interest resulting in solitude. Ultimately quarantine is not necessary. If erection last for more then 4 hours please consult with a physician …lol I thought I’d throw that out there. I can dish it out as well but I’m biting my tongue

Princess: The question is can you dish it out in a grammatically correct manner?  For example, you wrote, “If erection last for more then 4 hours…”  The ‘then’ should be ‘than.'”  Come on now.

Guy: In a perfect world we’d all use correct grammar and solely communicate via text/email. You have 3 kinds of women 1. SAM ( socially awkward maniac) sam’s degrees didn’t teach her how to handle real life situations and this is why she can’t have conversation without simultaneously judging the other person 2. JAN ((un)justified analytical nut ) Jan was raised to think one way.That’s the only way in Jans book. 3. Blahhhhhh I absolutely love your profile! I hope you came up with this and didn’t just copy and paste . That would be soo lame!