Guy: almost awkward… i have a slight form of autism… and am looking for a very cool person… to be friends with and would like to go beyond that… but… check my profile out… and
thank you for taking a moment to check me out… even if you are not interested…
Princess: Well, yes, that is a bit of an awkward introduction. I’m going to have to decline your offer of friendship and beyond. Here are my reasons, not ordered in terms of priority:
1. You live in Wisconsin. I don’t really do Midwest. It’s not my style.
2. You have a child. I’m not into those either.
3. The whole Asperger’s Syndrome portion of your profile is a turn off, especially the portion in which you state, “but i can do some amazing things for you… including in bed…” Autism is generally not considered an aphrodisiac.
4. You abuse ellipses.
With that said, I wish you the best of luck. Thanks and have a great evening.
ruthless….lol
What use am I supposed to make of Rainman in Wisconsin?
LOL…rejection is a little worse when ya live in Wisconsin because afterwards you’re not only alone, you’re in Wisconsin.
On a different note, I think the dude from the “Quarantine” entry has a good sense of humor.
Yes, I bantered back and forth with the “quarantine” entry specimen for a while.
LMAO!!!
I hope you get a book deal out of this, because your anecdotes are very entertaining.