Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jun 22 in Men, Online dating, StalkerDate.com

This is the third, and sadly not final, installment from stalkerdate.com.  (To view stalker message 1, click hippymike the poet.  To view stalker message 2, click Crazy Lion Guy.)

User: ups1123

Age: 35

Location: Allentown, PA, United States

Date: June 4, 2011

Are you a real live Princess? I happen to have a thing for Princesses!

Note: Princess MoMo did not respond.  EVER.

Date: June 4, 2011

Princess,
Thank Goodness I am not the only one!. My biggest pet peeve, is those who decide to butcher the beautiful English Language. I am also not a fan of the slang text culture that has propped up. When I get UR , I ask what about Rutgers University? Most are perplexed by this. Anyway, I believe that we would get along well. Please feel free to email me at UPS1123@REDACTED.NET. I hope to hear from you soon! I will take your quiz not ( not you’re quiz , because you are a human being not a quiz ) There’s a method to my madness as well. It can not be theirs as madness does not belong to anyone. They’res simply does not exist Princess. I’m looking for a lady who is more intelligent than a 3rd grader as well. I have no trouble communicating on here, However I would rather hear you, if you decide to call me. If you would rather talk, please call me at 610-REDACTED or at 610-REDACT. I am looking forward to getting to know you Princess.
yours truly,
Timothy James

Date:  June 5, 2011

Hello Princess

Date: June 6, 2011

610-REDACTED OR 610-REDACTED

TIMOTHY JAMES

Date: June 8, 2011

why are you so stuck up?

Date: June 8, 2011

i love you

Date: June 8, 2011

why are you such a snob?

Date: June 11, 2011

I LOVE YOU

Date: June 16, 2011

ARE YOU ALIVE?

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9 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless”

  1. this guy’s first language can’t really be English, can it? See: “I am also not a fan of the slang text culture that has propped up.”

  2. Princess MoMo says:

    Ness – He’s certainly fluent in stalker.

    Ev – This song is dedicated to him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0Yd-Pburs

    Jacqueline – I like what you’ve done here.

  3. He wrote to me AGAIN this weekend!!!