Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jun 23 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen:

(You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that it appears that (you’re) hostile to men? The nice guy (you’re) in search for on (here) is not going to read past (your) first paragraph of BS. Are you (here) to find another a** hole? I (hear) the good looking ones always go for the a** holes. Yes, (you’re) a beautiful girl but the hostility and attitude turns even me off. I’m not gods gift to women but i certainly know how to treat one good. If someone replies to you he’s most likely (here) to try to f*ck you over looking at you as a challenge. (There’s) a nicer way of explaining what you want in a guy that is much more gracefully proportioned to attract nice guys. If you haven’t seen the movie “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”, i recommend it to you. The lead character is probably the type of guys you’ve dated in the past that have scarred (your) heart so bad. Hey look at the bright side, if you find another a** hole on (here) to date you can sue him for self esteem damage or something along those lines. (You’re) a litigious girl, right? Well good luck in (your) search. Hope it all works out. If you actually read this whole thing and reply i’ll promise to incorporate the proper usage of the words to, too and two; along with where, were and wear in my reply.

 

MoMo:

Opinions unsought are often ill-received.

Specimen:

Yes, but better to remain silent and to be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

MoMo:

It’s than, not then.

Specimen:

you passed the test. i was wondering if your grammar would still be perfect even when angry. can’t put anything by you. kudos!

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