Princess MoMo

Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence.  Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the fourth round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.  Click here for the fifth round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye.

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Sixth Message from Mr. Oronsaye

From: Stephen Oronsaye
To:
Sent: Friday, December 28, 2012 3:18 AM
Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you !

Thanks for your mail.

yes, you do have a right to be upset but perhaps I should say here that my silence has not been deliberate.

I am been on top of the burial programme for my late friend, General Azazi, former NSA to the President.
Atleast I owe him that even as a sign of last respect for the very good friendship we shared.

I can not send any money in an envelop. It will be seized and confiscated while in transit.

Let me know when you are able to set-up the Equity Home Line of Credit.

Rgds

Steve

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Sixth Response from Princess MoMo

Dearest Stephen, this time, it is I who must apologize for the late response. They say, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” I certainly have missed your emails, despite their briefness. They also say, “Familiarity breeds contempt.” I have no idea who “they” are, and, quite frankly, I refuse to have “them” dictate my life. During the height of our messaging, I never once felt contemptuous toward you. If anything, I feel as though our connection strengthens with each message we exchange. For now, let’s agree not to let so much time pass between messages because there is a void in my heart (or at least in my inbox) when we aren’t corresponding more frequently. And, oh my goodness, we never even wished one another a happy new year. Happy new year, Steve! May 2013 bring us joyous memories together.

I have good news and bad news. I’ll start with the good news to appetize your palate for the serving of failure fillet that will follow. But, first, I must again extend my condolences with respect to General Azazi. Your talk of your friendship with him reminds me of a song we used to sing in middle school music class. I’ve pasted the lyrics below:

Make new friends,
but keep the old.
One is silver,
the other is gold.
A circle is round,
it has no end.
That’s how long,
I will be your friend.
A fire burns bright,
it warms the heart.
We’ve been friends,
from the very start.
You have one hand,
I have the other.
Put them together,
We have each other.
Silver is precious,
Gold is too.
I am precious,
and so are you.
You help me,
and I’ll help you
and together
we will see it through.
The sky is blue
The Earth is green
I can help
to keep it clean
Across the land
Across the sea
Friends forever
We will always be

The Good News

Aren’t those words beautiful? Think of me as your new friend, though I don’t prefer to be silver as compared to gold. Remember when I offered to sing you “A Whole New World”? Well, I have a confession to make. It’s not easy for me to say this, but I really don’t have the best singing voice despite my middle school music classes. There’s an Arabic expression my mother used to always say to me, which translated to English means, “You’re going to attract the flies if you keep singing.” (You must know that I am not an entomologist, nor am I an etymologist. I did some cursory research to determine whether flies are indeed attracted to particular sounds. I was unable to track down any conclusive evidence supporting such a hypothesis. After the internet failed me in this regard, I consulted my mother as to the origin of this saying. She explained that flies are attracted to bad things, citing to the example of shit. In essence, she compared my voice to shit.) Anyway, to compensate for my inability to sing, or shit-like voice quality, I enlisted the talent of a wonderful duet to sing “A Whole New World” for you. Here’s the link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGynGEMFvI

But wait, that’s not all!! I know you’ve mentioned time and time again that it is premature to start working on your 2015 campaign, but Stevie, I assure you, it is not. I can’t just sit back and watch you lolly gag on the campaign front. We must move forward. So, I took it upon myself to solicit the assistance of a website developer and, you guessed it!!! He created a wonderful website for your campaign. I’m sure you’re going to love it. The website is live and the URL is: http://oronsaye2015.com/ Now, you may be wondering, “Who is paying for the singing talent and the website?” As Milton Friedman taught us, “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” In this case, think of the song and the website as lunch. They’re not free. If you notice, neither the song, nor the website is a finished product. Rather, they’re just samples for us to assess. Honestly, I know I should have waited for your input, but I loved the song preview and the website template so much, that I went ahead and asked for the singers and web developer to complete the tasks. There’s one catch. I don’t have enough money to pay them for their work beyond the samples. This is where you come in. After all, the finished products are for you at the end of the day. What I need from you is some money to pay these hardworking individuals for their efforts. I can negotiate good prices with them, but I’ll need to know how much money you are willing to allocate to these projects. Please let me know as soon as possible because I don’t want to leave them hanging.

The Bad News

As for the “Equity Home Line of Credit,” unfortunately, I was unable to secure one on my self-constructed house. In fact, the man at the bank just laughed at me when I showed him my house and explained my situation to him. Needless to say, I left in tears. I hate to disappoint you, Stephen. Sometimes, I feel like a motherless child. Leaving the bank was one of those times. I never quite understood how you intended to transfer money to me through the “Equity Home Line of Credit” anyway. Please explain.

It looks like we’ll have to devise an alternate means to transfer the money. I know you said that the authorities will confiscate an envelope of cash if you were to send one, but what about a check? I don’t need the full $8.7 million you promised for my assistance. I just need enough to pay for the following:
-my ticket and room/board to Europe so that I may access the VAULT,
-the marketing/PR specialist guru/bodyguard’s ticket and room/board to Europe so that she may assist and protect me,
-prepaid minutes on my mobile phone,
-recording time for the singing duet,
-services of the web developer,
-and if there’s enough money left over after covering those costs, I’m considering building an addition to my house.
I’m thinking $19,999 USD should be sufficient for starters. Of course, once the VAULT transaction is complete, I will want the balance of money you agreed to pay me. Though I trust you, Stevie, I will want to draft up a formal agreement to ensure that my services don’t go uncompensated. But, we can talk about that in person. I’m truly looking forward to meeting you and I can’t wait for the campaign efforts to kick into high speed!!