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Online Dating Fails: LawyerDom

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 25 in Epic fails, Online dating
LawyerDom

re hot enough for me to date. Are you aware of how sexy you are? Have you ever dated a dominant guy?

Princess_MoMo

I have way too dominant of a personality for that. Thanks, though.
LawyerDom

do you know how to squirt?

Princess_MoMo

Conversation over.
LawyerDom

So, no
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8 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: LawyerDom”

  1. Why would a dominant guy go after a Princess? He must be an idiot.

  2. Well, apparently, because he deems me hot enough for him to date. It must be my lucky day…

  3. And, he’s even willing to teach this old dog new tricks.

  4. Paul Richter says:

    That one made me laugh for real. It’s common knowledge that you wait until the second date to pop the “squirt question”.

  5. He and Christian Grey can go jump off a bridge.

  6. Did you see his description on the dating site? He mentions Mr. Grey.

  7. ” I have been a Dom (what everyone now calls “Christian Grey type” as long as I can remember. I am very passionate about love.

    Note: I say Christian Grey only to give a hint, I haven’t read the books, but he is less about love and caring than a real Dom is.”

  8. Didn’t look at his profile. He’s looking for a sub, obviously. “Princess” sounds kind of like a Domme’s title, so I’m surprised he would even try interacting with you.