Princess MoMo

Princess Momo,

I do not meet your requirements, I am far too much of a Goblin!!! I just wanted to let you know that your profile made me laugh very hard. I adore your style and fashion sense. I wish more women dressed like you.

My favorite part was the crackhead prince part!!!

Anyway, thank you for the entertainment, good luck and goodbye,

Sspider

Thank you for the feedback. What motivates you to wear the makeup? You’re not a bad looking guy without all of that paint on your face.

Also, ridiculous doesn’t have an ‘e’ in it.

Princess Momo,

You are welcome. Do you really want to know what motivates me to wear makeup? It is quite a story. I don’t think you want to know what motivates me to wear makeup, rather you are trying to show general disaproval. If you do want to know but are not intested in a long story, it is my families tradition. I am a dopplesoldner from a long line of landshnekt and my flamboyancy serves to show my prowess on the battlefield. There are many other reasons why I wear makeup (My future wife would hopefully find it provocative) but that is my main one, and there is always the fact that I aspire to be a fashion designer.

Now you mention princesses, and yourself as a lady all over your profile. However, why would you have to insult me and resort to manipulation? You could say I am handsome, I know I am certainly better looking than “not bad looking”. There are specific reasons why you do not say I am handsome! Would you care to explain why you would say this?

Also, the fact that you refer to my makeup as paint on my face, is intenionally insulting. You could have said “You are a very handsome man without makeup. You are no goblin at all!”,and I would have taken it as a compliment, but instead you chose to insult me and play to my desperation. By saying that I am “not bad looking” when you full well know I am handsome, (or maybe you do not agree!), you are specifically trying to make me think less of myself, because it is obvious I am very vain, and it says so on my profile. That is a play on desperation firstly. Then the fact that you refer to it as paint is made to imply that I have not done a good job applying makeeup (which may bee true, but I doubt you where implying shoddy application of eyeliner, nailpolish, and lipstick). That is not very princesslike.

Thank you for correcting my spelling. If you continue conversation with me, please anticipate MANY more mistakes in spelling and grammar. I take pride in my spelling and writing abilities, but I ask you not to waste your time punishing me for every little error, because this is already a page of writing. I am sure I would have realized that rediculous does not have an “e” at the end of it. If something is seriously wrong with my grammar and sentance flow I would appreciate correction, but if my mistake is simply absent mindedness I would appreciate forgiveness. You know, I could PUNISH you with correcctions of your grammar, ettiiquette, and spelling as well, if you really want to go that way, but I would rather keep things civil and give you the benifit of the doubt that you are an intelligent person, and that you think the same of me.

If it comforts you at all, I don’t wear makeup all the time. Sometimes I do enjoy breaking social norms, but most of the time I wear suits and clothing from many subcultures not just “goth” but recently I have only had photograph opportunities while I was wearing goth clothing for school.

So tell me, why don’t you wear flamboyant makeup?

In Curiosity,

Sspider

I was genuinely curious as to why you opted with the goth look, but I see I bought myself a one-way ticket on a train to Imbalancedville. Before I hit anymore of your nerves, I’ll be un-boarding at this stop. Best of luck.

Princess Momo,

You certainly do know trouble when you see it :D. Once again thank you for the entertainment and the laugh. You have not upset me at all. Thank you and goodbye.

Goodluck,

Sspider