Zebra

You’re vs. Your

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 14 in Epic fails, Online dating
Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem:
Roses are red.
“You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are.
Violets are blue.
“Your” conveys possession.
It’s simple fucking grammar.
Learn it.
POEM OVER.
mevans13

1/24/2013 9:33:46 PM
Hey whats up cutie

mevans13

2/10/2013 12:57:36 PM
Heyyyyy! whats up how ya? I’m Matt btw lol Im new to this thing
Just saw your profile and thought you were prettty cute and seemed chill
Not sure if I’m suppose give you a corny pick up line now or not haha
But whats up

mevans13

2/14/2013 7:51:25 PM
I’m sorry, but you are gorgeous :)
I’m kind of speechless, I’m new on here and idk what to say or what guys normally say to you ha..
I mean you’re sexy but I want a relationship, not hookup, but for that to happen we need to talk and
have a date, and for that to happen you need to respond to this email first hah, so i guess we’ll see..
I’m Matt btw :)

Princess_MoMo

2/14/2013 8:21:40 PM
Fine. Here’s your reply. Your move.
mevans13

2/14/2013 8:26:54 PM
toook you long enough, in the end doesnt matter how ya get there.
so what is it your looking for exactly, bc i think its same as me
your welcome for keep messaging you

Princess_MoMo

2/14/2013 8:30:09 PM
Ok. You ruined it. When you master the difference between “you’re” and “your,” you can try again. Thanks for playing. Good bye.
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