Mr. JW comes to us from the cyber world of dating. Our first meeting was a simple “let’s grab drinks” tryst. We got along well enough, but it was nothing to write home about…yet. A few days later, he suggested another date. His idea? Mini golf. He earned points for that, not because I like […]
Mr. Crazy, Esq.
I don’t write these stories; they practically write themselves. Once upon a time, I attended a reputable institution of higher learning. While there, I met Mr. Crazy, Esq. We weren’t best friends and we weren’t lovers. One might categorize us as kind-of-friends, at best. I’ll explain how we met later in the story. Anyway, one […]
Mr. Clambake
In search of a first date idea? Try a clam bake. In our initial messages on a dating site, Mr. Clambake mentioned his plans to attend a clam bake in the upcoming weeks. His excitement was uncontainable. I can’t honestly say that I was intrigued by the idea of this glutton-fest. As is typically […]
The Unfantastic Four: Mr. Bullshit, Mr. Rainman, Mr. Ken Doll, and Mr. Chameleon (PART II)
FOR PART I, CLICK HERE Textual relations with Mr. Chameleon ensued. I communicated my desire to see him that night. He reluctantly told me that he had a blind date set for the night. Shortly thereafter, he said she bailed. So, as circumstance would have it, we ended up meeting up for what was […]
The Unfantastic Four: Mr. Bullshit, Mr. Rainman, Mr. Ken Doll, and Mr. Chameleon (PART I)
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged about a specific specimen in detail. To make up for that, this piece will cover at least four of them – a far stretch from the Fantastic Four. For the past seven months, I’ve been in an unlabeled relationship with one we’ll call Mr. Bullshit. Mr. Bullshit and […]
Mr. Percocet
Once upon a time, my oral kingdom was encumbered by metal facets wired together, commonly known as braces. That time was long ago and it was for but a short duration. After being freed from the metal binding them, the pearly white residents of my oral kingdom were in blissful alignment. I kept them in […]
The Wedding Crasher – Mr. Daywalker
On rare occasion, I cross state lines into the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. On this particular evening of November 14, 2014, I headed to the Valley Forge Casino for the night to meet a friend for a comedy show. I hastily packed before leaving. I went to step out of my bedroom with my overnight bag, […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part V (Farewell)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light). It was my last night in Vegas. It was […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna). That night, Mr. Hong Kong and crew said let there be light; and so we went to Light. If I […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Vegas is a strange place. It is like the land of drinking make believe. Scraps of food and an hour of sleep a day are sufficient to support 12+ hours of Goosing and […]
Guest Entry: Bill’s Rendition of the Elevator Story from Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)
Mr Monkey (my interpretation of the cheese story) – written by “Bill” (To read the MoMo version, click here.) With drinks in our hands, we are now walking towards the elevators. I don’t think we even realize that we left our hotel room, we are just making our way down the hallway, wherever our legs […]
Mr. Mark Richerson – LinkedIn Scammer
A friend received a peculiar message on LinkedIn. Through some internet research, she determined it was a scammer. She then did what any rational person would do and referred the scammer to me. Below is the message he sent her: Her Response: Mark’s Reply: Within days, Mark requested that I add him to my network. Gladly, […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Was it love at first sight? No. My sight was probably pretty blurred at that point. (Actually, it wasn’t. My liver won organ of the year for its performance in Vegas that week.) Anyway, the club isn’t a place for love; it’s a place for Goose, music, […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)
Once upon a time (July 2, 2013), I boarded a plane to LA. A friend from Jersey (we’ll call him “Bill”) and I went to visit a friend who lives there (we’ll call him “Brian”). The following day, we three amigos drove to Vegas. The desert temperature rose to a soaring 120 degrees, but we […]
Mr. Pharaonically Insane – The Ice Grill
The Ancient Egyptians are rolling in their graves. I got too cocky in my dating and didn’t prescreen properly. Mr. Pharaonically Insane sent me a message with his number and I called him. We chatted for a bit and he asked if I wanted to meet up. He told me he lives in Somerset, which […]