Click here for Part I December 29, 2011 Female Friend: So I get a text message last night while I was out cold with this fucking cold and it’s of the dish he was suppose to make for me tonight.. So basically he’s enjoying it while it’s hot and I am suppose to enjoy his […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – MoMo’s Version)
This time, Mr. Lambo provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). See, we switch things up here at princessmomo.com to keep your asses entertained. You’re welcome. The purpose of our second encounter was supposed to be business related. On date one, I had mentioned an idea I had to him. […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner
A blog reader and now cyber friend has been reporting her dating ongoings to me. Initially, she started with an interesting mission: 30 dates in 30 days. I did not get reports on each of the guys, though. When she told me of her idea, I expressed my skepticism and asked a series of questions. […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Background: Ever prolific Mr. Lambo is at it again. Below is his narrative leading up to and including our second date. The pink Editor’s Notes are courtesy of yours truly. Over the next few days we kept in contact. It became the norm for Princess to call me every morning on her way to […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part III
Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Click here for Part II of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Background: Apparently, Mr. Lambo is very prolific. Without my prompting, he’s submitted another post related to our first date. Pretty soon, I’ll have to change […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Last we left off, Mr. Hyde had just transformed into Dr. Jekyll. The same specimen who hardly acknowledged my existence but moments before was now handing me a wife beater and a rose (odd combination, I know). While still in […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part II
Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the date. Click here for Part I of MoMo’s rendition of the date. Background: Mr. Lambo submitted his second half write-up of his 12/18/11 date with me. To his credit, he typed it […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version)
Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts detailed below. I called him the evening after our message exchanges. At first, I didn’t think I would like this specimen because he talked continuously for many minutes about how cool he is and […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part I
Background: Mr. Lambo kindly agreed to write up his rendition of the events that transpired during our first date. This is Part I of his rendition. More parts are to come (I don’t know how many because he’s the one writing them). Of course, I will subsequently publish a post with the encounter from my […]
Mr. Surprises – Communication Follow-up
Click here to read about the encounter with Mr. Surprises. Yesterday (12/18), my device battery died while I was out with Mr. Lamborghini. When I switched it back on at night, I had a text from Mr. Surprises. It read, “Hi MoMo! I sent you a message on FB but then accidentally deleted the sent […]
Date Dissection – Hide your kid, hide your wife – 12/16/11
How We May Or May Not Have Met On October 27, 2008, I met a new friend in DC. During my last few months in the District, I met several people through that friend. Mr. Surprises may or may not have been one of those people. On December 7, 2008, I attended a party with […]
Guest Submission: Date Dissection – There Will Be Blood
Intro: Another one of my wonderful friends has submitted a summary of one of her dates. This one is bloody. Accordingly, readers’ discretion is advised. Below is her write up, of course with my Editor’s notes. The pictures are from the actual crime scene. ————————————————————————————————————————- I ended up nearly slaying a specimen with a knife. […]
Guess Submission: Date Dissection
Intro: Below is a write-up courtesy of one of my good friends. He is new to the online dating scene and I’ve been coaching him through it. In exchange for my advice, he agreed to submit a summary of his first in-person encounter with an online dating specimen. (For the record, specimen is a gender-neutral […]
A random specimen meeting from MoMo’s college days
Apparently, I should have started this blog 15 years ago. I came across a message to a 2005 specimen regarding another specimen that I met in October 2005. Here’s the message: Subject line: weird text messages i hope you’re having fun in PA with your jewish festivities. i have a story for you regarding weird […]
Seductiveness Quiz Results
I partook in a “seductiveness” quiz on a dating site. Below are the results: Passion Preludes: The Big Picture of Me Princess MoMo is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Princess MoMo is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the […]