Last week, I was in a castrating mood. On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom. On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled. That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office. To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my […]
Date Dissection: Second date with Mr. T
Last we left off, I was not speaking to Mr. T. I didn’t speak to him for three days. On Friday, he had flowers delivered to my office. It was a pleasant surprise. They smelled wonderful. In fact, over the weekend, I had my office door closed and when I opened it this morning, the […]
Mr. T: The End for Real (I think)
Background: This happened last Sunday and Monday (11/6-7), but I waited to post it because I didn’t want to give him the benefit of reading my analysis/commentary before I knew how the situation was going to play out. I maintain multiple facebook accounts. Mr. T had the pleasure of being friends with me on two […]
An entry from MoMo’s 1996 diary
I recently found a diary that I maintained for about six months during the ages of 11 and 12. Below is one of the entries followed by my analysis. Dec. 6, 1996 J= Jovan SSP = Sedric CB= Carry (Bitch) Yesterday I started going out with a boy named Sedric (Pint). I don’t know if […]
Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe
Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year. His name: Mother Fucking Joe. Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices. We […]
Mr. T on the Rise Again? (11/2)
Recently, I thought I ended things with Mr. T. Apparently, I thought wrong. The morning after I posted Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First Date, he texted me: Mr. T: They love mr t Mr. T: You are a bad producer. You killed him off too soon. MoMo: Talk to his agent about recasting him Mr. T: Mr t […]
The Decline of Mr. T
Background: Mr. T and I were having a conversation on Facebook the other day. At some point (where the excerpt below starts), the conversation went off of the deep end. I learned that in addition to having a guitar, he has a skateboard. After Mr. Plane, I wanted a guy with a unique vehicle. A […]
Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date
Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date. There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up. As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]
Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car
To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]
Girl Talk re: Mr. T (10/26)
Cyber BFF: so, are you digging Mr. T? 6’5″? really? MoMo: Yes, I’m digging him. Particularly on a banter and primal level. And, yes, he’s 6’5″ Cyber BFF: do you possess photos of this person? MoMo: yeah [provides link to his facebook page] I don’t find him particularly hot But I’m attracted to him Pheromones […]
Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”
[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s perspective, click here.] Meeting Momo By: Mr. T My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]
Date Dissection 10/22 (Mr. T)
Click here to read the Mr. T Intro Last time we left off, Mr. T had suggested an activity involving horses (get your mind out of the gutter, you sickos). I vetoed anything horse-related. The next day, he texted me with a substitute idea. The Text Exchange Mr. T: It’s a lovely day to […]
MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T
Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]
Sour MoMo (Gchat with Mr. Car)
Mr. Car: I had such bad sleep last night Princess MoMo: dreaming of disco? Mr. Car: actually the night turned differently than expected Princess MoMo: how so Mr. Car: well, there was fun involved dancing and drinking Princess MoMo: cool Mr. Car: yes, and the lovely company of a 47yr old woman haha Princess MoMo: […]
Turbulence: Mr. Plane the Finale
Brief overview of relations with Mr. Plane: A day after speaking to him on the phone for the first time, he led me on a surprise adventure to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend. (He owns a plane.) Later that week we went to dinner in the beautiful Garden State, New Jersey. And at the end […]