Differences in Approach: Flowers vs. You Suck

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 16 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Epic fails, Men, MoMo's Musings

Last week, I was in a castrating mood.  On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom.  On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled.  That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office.   To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my […]

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Date Dissection: Second date with Mr. T

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 14 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

Last we left off, I was not speaking to Mr. T. I didn’t speak to him for three days. On Friday, he had flowers delivered to my office. It was a pleasant surprise. They smelled wonderful. In fact, over the weekend, I had my office door closed and when I opened it this morning, the […]

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Mr. T: The End for Real (I think)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 14 in Dating, Facebook, Texts

Background: This happened last Sunday and Monday (11/6-7), but I waited to post it because I didn’t want to give him the benefit of reading my analysis/commentary before I knew how the situation was going to play out. I maintain multiple facebook accounts. Mr. T had the pleasure of being friends with me on two […]

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An entry from MoMo’s 1996 diary

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 13 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

I recently found a diary that I maintained for about six months during the ages of 11 and 12.  Below is one of the entries followed by my analysis. Dec. 6, 1996 J= Jovan SSP = Sedric CB= Carry (Bitch) Yesterday I started going out with a boy named Sedric (Pint).  I don’t know if […]

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Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 10 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Grammar, Men, Online dating

  Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year.  His name: Mother Fucking Joe.  Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices.   We […]

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Mr. T on the Rise Again? (11/2)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 2 in Dating, Men, Texts, Texts from this Morning

Recently, I thought I ended things with Mr. T.  Apparently, I thought wrong. The morning after I posted Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First Date, he texted me: Mr. T: They love mr t Mr. T: You are a bad producer. You killed him off too soon. MoMo: Talk to his agent about recasting him Mr. T: Mr t […]

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The Decline of Mr. T

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 2 in Dating, Facebook, Men, Texts

Background: Mr. T and I were having a conversation on Facebook the other day.  At some point (where the excerpt below starts), the conversation went off of the deep end.  I learned that in addition to having a guitar, he has a skateboard.  After Mr. Plane, I wanted a guy with a unique vehicle.  A […]

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Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date

Posted by Princess MoMo on Nov 1 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Device, Facebook, Guest Submissions, Men, Texts

Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date.  There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up.  As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]

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Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car

To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]

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Girl Talk re: Mr. T (10/26)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 29 in Dating, Dating Advice, Men, Princess MoMo's Friends

Cyber BFF: so, are you digging Mr. T? 6’5″? really? MoMo: Yes, I’m digging him. Particularly on a banter and primal level. And, yes, he’s 6’5″ Cyber BFF: do you possess photos of this person? MoMo: yeah [provides link to his facebook page] I don’t find him particularly hot But I’m attracted to him Pheromones […]

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Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 28 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Guest Submissions, Men

[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s  perspective, click here.]   Meeting Momo By: Mr. T   My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]

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Date Dissection 10/22 (Mr. T)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 26 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Texts, Texts from this Morning

Click here to read the Mr. T Intro   Last time we left off, Mr. T had suggested an activity involving horses (get your mind out of the gutter, you sickos). I vetoed anything horse-related. The next day, he texted me with a substitute idea. The Text Exchange Mr. T: It’s a lovely day to […]

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MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T

Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]

 

Sour MoMo (Gchat with Mr. Car)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 22 in Dating, gchat, Men, MoMo's Musings, Princess MoMo Speak

Mr. Car: I had such bad sleep last night Princess MoMo: dreaming of disco? Mr. Car: actually the night turned differently than expected Princess MoMo: how so Mr. Car: well, there was fun involved dancing and drinking Princess MoMo: cool Mr. Car: yes, and the lovely company of a 47yr old woman haha Princess MoMo: […]

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Turbulence: Mr. Plane the Finale

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 21 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Mr. Plane, Online dating

Brief overview of relations with Mr. Plane:  A day after speaking to him on the phone for the first time, he led me on a surprise adventure to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend.  (He owns a plane.)  Later that week we went to dinner in the beautiful Garden State, New Jersey.  And at the end […]

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