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Outdoor Lover

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 24 in Epic fails, Just Say No To Camping, Men, Nature, Online dating

For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites.   I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond.  Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me.  See below.   Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]

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The Super Annoyer Saga Continues

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 22 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

To fully grasp the level of annoyance we’re dealing with here, please read the following posts: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super  Annoyer Super  Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!   Just when I thought the Super Annoyer had filled his annoyance […]

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Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 18 in Dating, Epic fails, Men

On this episode of the Young and the Relentless, Mr. Super Annoyer strikes yet again.  To read about his previous strikes click on the following links: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super  Annoyer   TheBestNothingLess 10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM I […]

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Super Annoyer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 16 in Dating, Epic fails, Men

There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one.   The specimen is known as the super annoyer.  The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints.  So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach.  Well, the […]

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Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 16 in Epic fails, Grammar, Online dating

  njstud 6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect.. yours trully stephen njstud 7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have […]

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Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jun 12 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

This specimen has fallen off of his rocker and is now stumbling downhill.   In order to understand the long history and background, read these linked posts first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million   everythingheisnt 6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM what do I have […]

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Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying.  This guy falls into the latter category.  Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off?  My initial approach […]

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Online Dating Fails: One in a Million

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 13 in Epic fails, Online dating

Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Some people just don’t know how to fuck off.  This guy is one of those people. TheBestNothingLess 5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I […]

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Online Dating Fails: Another Webcam Proposition (of a different variety)

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 7 in Epic fails, Online dating

cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 8:40:44 AM I will pay you 2500 cash to webcam w me. 30 minutes only. You interested Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:35:41 PM What? cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 7:44:48 PM Yup. Webcam and let me watch you and 2500 cash is yours. I’m a millionaire, I don’t worry about 2500 Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:54:59 PM I’m sorry, it […]

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Online Dating Fails: Three Strikes and You’re Out!

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 30 in Epic fails, Online dating

summershere23 4/21/2012 6:42:14 PM drew facebook.com/forera looking to meet/make new friends, chat mingle get out of the house…lol : ) The following images were attached to this message. summershere23 4/24/2012 8:29:22 PM hi, about me.. . i work, go to school… think im funny/silly..interested in about everything…lol have add and im dyslexic so i cant […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition (continued)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 23 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 21 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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T-Mobile Sucks Balls (hairy, diseased ones)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 18 in Customer Service, Epic fails

I’ve written about T-Mobiles suckage before and don’t be surprised if I do it again. Today’s frustration was recorded (by me) for quality assurance.  I am not assured. Click here for the sound file. Related Posts:   T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise…. T-Mobile SUCKS DICK The Breakup

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Don’t Want No Short Dick Man

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 16 in Epic fails, Facebook, Men
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Online Dating Fails: The April Fool Strikes Again

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

On April 1, I posted an entry, which I will now reprint in its entirety because if you haven’t read it, you should. It gives you a glimpse of the looney tune specimens that are out there. I knew when I received that message from a clinger from dating past that it wouldn’t be the […]

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