michaelandyperson 3/6/2012 8:16:58 PM Hey i am Brian i find you attractive so what you think of me? Name 3 things you love that a guy does it can be anything? michaelandyperson 3/8/2012 3:45:39 PM Hey i am Brian be honest what are the 3 best things a guy could do for u? and be […]
Online Dating Fails: Half of a Century of Suckage
clubenvy 3/6/2012 2:44:12 PM Tall handsome guy here im actually 50 the age was wrong when profile was made, usually date much younger then myself with no problems.Trust me i dnt look my age and in better shape then most guys in the 20s lol. Nvr married no children but get along great with them. […]
Online Dating Fails: The First of the April Fools
Not only do dating sites offer annoying ghosts of dating present, but also ghosts of dating past. I checked one of my online dating sites this morning (though I find myself virtually never responding to anyone these days) to find that one of the ghosts of dating past had written me a message. Below is […]
Online Dating Fails: Stimulation of the Five Senses
If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been sharing tales of specimens lately. I’ve grown bored with the retarded messages that pile up in my inbox. Every now and again, amidst the heap of shit, one message stands out. Below is that outstanding message. Read it and let me know what you think. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Dear […]
Trayvon Martin – Read this and voice your opinion on the comments
Eli Jeff I’m really sick of the stupidity surrounding the Treyvon Martin case. He attacked a man, and was killed in self-defense. Period. Princess MoMo This status is stupid. Have you heard the 911 tapes? Eli Jeff I heard the tapes where innocent little treyvon was on top of zimmerman beating his ass. the witness statements are […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part III
Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Quick Recap: Brandon Singer agreed to be my date for a wedding, but Brandon Singer did not uphold his end of the bargain. Instead, he went out the night before the wedding, got shitfaced, potentially smashed his nose and […]
One Specimen, One Website, One Message x3
Just one day ago, I posted about another cut/paster. I jumped the gun with that post because less than 24 hours later, he sent the same message again. Note, there are slight punctuation differences at the end of each message. I attribute that to either faulty cut/pasting or some sort of filter on the dating […]
Another Cut/Paster
At a minimum, if you’re going to send the same message over and over and over again, make it a clever one. And, if you’re not even going to spend the time customizing messages, spell out “you.” JKro 2/1/2012 5:51:19 AM I just wanted to let u kno that u are absolutely gorgeous. I’m […]
Another Slave
It appears that if I wanted an army of specimen slave minions, I could amass the troops from any online dating website. I’m not referring to fetish/weirdo sites, either. More than I’d like to and probably more than you’d imagine, I receive requests from men who want to be dominated. I refuse to participate in […]
Online Dater Caught Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V-handed
It’s relatively easy to identify a cut and paster of messages on dating websites. And, sometimes, if there remains any doubt, after a little bit of waiting out, you may receive the same exact message more than once from the person. For those of you unfamiliar with the cyber-world love quest rituals, lazy specimens send […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part II
Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook. Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall. To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part I
Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC. One billboard always caught my attention. It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.” Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about. But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]
Online Dating Fails: New to Online Dating
New-to-Online-Dating: Hey you, how are you?…I’m Chris, new to this whole online dating scene and after coming across your profile I figured I’d say hello…hope this site is treating you well… Btw, you are absolutely beautiful…Chris Princess MoMo: Chris- Thanks for the compliment. Here are two pieces of advice for you that may improve your […]
Online Dating Fails: MoMo’s Claws Come Out
Thirty-nine out of 40 times, I will respond to the online dating HATERs in the manners I prescribed in my post devoted to the topic of these HATERs. The other one out of 40 times, I will foolishly heed to my guilty pleasure of ripping into these douchers. Doucher: U should realy get over […]
Why I’m Single: Exhibit 204823048023
shycalm88 1/25/2012 7:19:23 PM 9-5 free after or before…lol if your awake… looking for friends someone fun,silly and whos cool. The following images were attached to this message.