Click here to read how we met. Click here to read about our second encounter. I met Mr. Trash Can on April 13, 2011. Overall, our first date was enjoyable. He’s attractive, intelligent and a decent conversationalist. At one point, the conversation shifted to politics. It stayed there for a bit until he said, “I […]
MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T
Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]
Flannel Should Have Been a Blowjob
Male Friend (re: MoMo’s Zebra print Onesies): the PJs are ok. i can’t say i like them because you make fun of plaid shirts and i have a few. Princess MoMo: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!!! BURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! Friend: get out of here. Princess MoMo: Stop fucking playing. You need to dispose of those […]