Recently, I thought I ended things with Mr. T. Apparently, I thought wrong. The morning after I posted Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First Date, he texted me: Mr. T: They love mr t Mr. T: You are a bad producer. You killed him off too soon. MoMo: Talk to his agent about recasting him Mr. T: Mr t […]
The Decline of Mr. T
Background: Mr. T and I were having a conversation on Facebook the other day. At some point (where the excerpt below starts), the conversation went off of the deep end. I learned that in addition to having a guitar, he has a skateboard. After Mr. Plane, I wanted a guy with a unique vehicle. A […]
Online Dating Fails: Top Douche
Top Douche: You suck. I lick.. and Wtf is up with making my messesge longer an unique? MoMo: You have made at least one false assumption in your message. Top Douche: that was yesterday.. Wtf did I say? Top Douche: ohyea.. I remember now.. you suck. I’m awesome.. go get cheated on cuz unless you date […]
Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date
Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date. There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up. As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]
Guest Submission (Online Dating Fails) + MoMo Analysis
Today’s online dating fail is courtesy of a friend of mine. She received the message below on PlentyofFish: hello my name is erik and i am 33 and a christain how about you u single have kids u drive i live in sicklerville with my mom and step dad i hope thats ok with you […]
Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car
To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]
Girl Talk re: Mr. T (10/26)
Cyber BFF: so, are you digging Mr. T? 6’5″? really? MoMo: Yes, I’m digging him. Particularly on a banter and primal level. And, yes, he’s 6’5″ Cyber BFF: do you possess photos of this person? MoMo: yeah [provides link to his facebook page] I don’t find him particularly hot But I’m attracted to him Pheromones […]
Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”
[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s perspective, click here.] Meeting Momo By: Mr. T My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]
Online Dating Fails: Clueless…
9/3/2011 1:44:41 PM Specimen: how are you :) so what are you looking for on here? I’m originally from flemington and moved to bridgewater. 9/3/2011 2:28:17 PM MoMo: I’m not sure anymore. 9/3/2011 2:32:14 PM Specimen: let me guess. u got screwed over in your last relationship? I know exactlyyyy how you feel 9/3/2011 2:35:30 […]
Date Dissection 10/22 (Mr. T)
Click here to read the Mr. T Intro Last time we left off, Mr. T had suggested an activity involving horses (get your mind out of the gutter, you sickos). I vetoed anything horse-related. The next day, he texted me with a substitute idea. The Text Exchange Mr. T: It’s a lovely day to […]
MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T
Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]
Sour MoMo (Gchat with Mr. Car)
Mr. Car: I had such bad sleep last night Princess MoMo: dreaming of disco? Mr. Car: actually the night turned differently than expected Princess MoMo: how so Mr. Car: well, there was fun involved dancing and drinking Princess MoMo: cool Mr. Car: yes, and the lovely company of a 47yr old woman haha Princess MoMo: […]
Turbulence: Mr. Plane the Finale
Brief overview of relations with Mr. Plane: A day after speaking to him on the phone for the first time, he led me on a surprise adventure to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend. (He owns a plane.) Later that week we went to dinner in the beautiful Garden State, New Jersey. And at the end […]
Date Dissection 10/15/11
Background To review the initial online dating website message exchange, click here. His first call to me was on a Tuesday night. We spoke for quite a while. When it was well beyond my bedtime (which is fairly early on week nights – yeah, I’m lame), I said (not verbatim), “Well, I guess we’ll talk […]
Online Dating: Can you guess how the date following these messages went?
Editor’s Note: I went out on a first and last date with this guy. The write-up of that date is coming soon to a blog near you… Specimen’s opening message: I find it ironic that you refer to your potential suitors as “buyers” then warn others against messaging you if they have “engaged the services […]