Princess MoMo

9/3/2011 1:44:41 PM
Specimen: how are you :) so what are you looking for on here? I’m originally from flemington and moved to bridgewater.

9/3/2011 2:28:17 PM
MoMo: I’m not sure anymore.

9/3/2011 2:32:14 PM
Specimen: let me guess. u got screwed over in your last relationship? I know exactlyyyy how you feel

9/3/2011 2:35:30 PM
MoMo: No. I’m over my last relationship. The reason I said I don’t know is because most of the guys I’ve met on here have disappointed.

9/3/2011 2:37:40 PM
Specimen: well many desperate men are on this site. many men don’t know what they want except for sex and that’s just pathetic

9/3/2011 2:39:05 PM
MoMo: Very true.

9/3/2011 2:39:57 PM
Specimen: so are you interested in meeting a guy just to talk to and hang out with? a friend first with no pressure and if everything works out, a relationship

9/3/2011 2:44:37 PM
MoMo: Sounds like a plan.

9/3/2011 2:47:10 PM
Specimen: ok whats your cell number ill text u mine, maybe later we can talk

9/3/2011 2:48:21 PM
MoMo:908REDACTED

9/18/2011 6:10:05 PM
Specimen: how have you been

9/21/2011 7:39:06 AM
Specimen: hey what are your plans for this weekend

9/28/2011 5:28:30 PM
Specimen: do you have any plans for this weekend

10/1/2011 9:35:05 AM
Specimen: hey do you have any plans for tonight

10/2/2011 1:06:21 AM
Specimen: hey I was in flemington today, how do you like it?

10/2/2011 1:42:54 PM
Specimen: are we ever gonna hang out? i texted u a while back

10/4/2011 10:24:41 PM
Specimen: what are u up to this weekend

10/17/2011 9:38:20 PM
Specimen: I have a question- are you tired of relationships and looking for someone to just spend time with and have fun

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Intervening Text Messages
9/3 2:48 pm
Specimen: Hey its damien from pof

9/3 2:52 pm
MoMo: Hey
Why a PA number?

9/3 2:53 am
Specimen: I’m from pa. I moved there when i was 13 from pa. And now I’m back in nj lol

9/3 2:55 pm
MoMo: Gotcha

9/3 2:57 pm
Specimen: Yea. So r u american?

9/3 2:55 pm
MoMo: Yes. Born and raised in NJ

9/3 2:57 pm
Specimen: That’s cool. So how old r u. What kind of guys do u go for

9/3 3:06 pm
MoMo: Almost 27. I detailed in my profile the type of guy I go for.

9/3 3:22 pm
Specimen: Yea I read it. U like genuine guys who aren’t idiots

9/3 3:32 pm
Specimen: What’s ur name

9/3 3:56 pm
MoMo: Monica

9/3 6:02 pm
Specimen: Nice to meet you Monica. So how do u like flemington

9/4 2:11 pm
Specimen: Hey

9/10 9:38 pm
Specimen: Hey how have you been

9/11 9:33 am
Specimen: You still around monique

9/12 8:16 pm
Specimen: Hey what’s up

9/13 7:06 pm
Specimen: Hey moni

9/16 12:16 pm
Specimen: Hey

9/17 8:11 pm
Specimen: What’s up with u?

9/17 10:51 pm
Specimen: Do u drive

9/24 5:48 pm
Specimen: Heyy what are you doing tonight

9/29 5:25 pm
Specimen: Hey how have you been

ANALYSIS: Seriously, what the fuck?  How many messages must I ignore before he gets the hint that I either:
(a) have no interest in responding;
(b) changed my phone number and I no longer have access to my online dating account; OR
(c) died or became otherwise incapacitated?

(Note: The most likely of the three options is (a), in case you were wondering.)

This guy’s persistence is remarkable. Now, you may be wondering why I stopped responding to him. I stopped responding to him because his questions became increasingly stupid. “Do you drive?” That would be a reasonable question if we lived in a city, but we don’t. So, yes, I drive. “Are you American?” Stupid question, unless I gave him reason, aside from my beautiful brown skin, to believe otherwise.