Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 3 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 4 Mr. Riddles: I have no idea if you are being sarcastic (again… I really need to create the sarcastic font)… or if you are serious or […]
Online Dating Fails: Too many questions
Specimen: Hey, How are you doing? I read your profile and thought you sounded pretty interesting. Kind of puzzled at why you would be single honestly. So I thought I would try to get to know more about you. I guess to do so I am going to have to start off with a few […]
Online Dating: “Real” Me
Specimen: Hey..couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you are, and I’m kind of a lover for those eyes :P I feel that your profile’s just a tease and so the real you.. , blows my mind a cutie like u needs this site to begin with lol…but if you are interested, I’d love to chat. […]
Guess Submission: Date Dissection
Intro: Below is a write-up courtesy of one of my good friends. He is new to the online dating scene and I’ve been coaching him through it. In exchange for my advice, he agreed to submit a summary of his first in-person encounter with an online dating specimen. (For the record, specimen is a gender-neutral […]
Online Dating: Example of a quality, simple message
Specimen: I want you to know that you’ve captured my interests. I’m intrigued to know what’s on your mind. If the feeling is mutual, then I’d be happy to engage with you in conversation. Let me know your thoughts. Analysis: This message is short and to the point. It may even be a cut/pasted message. […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Semipro
Mr. Semipro: Hello there beautiful..how are you today??Im Eric 32yrs of age from Hollister 831,very out going,a semipro football player,i work,drive,etc..was wondeering if you would like to get together sometime for coffe/drinks,or simply take a walk on the beach an watch the sun set an talk?? ERIC Analysis: Oh, he works and drives? How wonderful, […]
Online Dating Fails: Three’s a crowd?
Specimen: You are so beautiful, that figure is amazing. My girl wants me to find someone who we can be friends with and play with.. do you like girls too? Sorry for being so upfront Analysis: You may be surprised to learn that there are many couples seeking a third online. There are sites for […]
Online Dating Fails: See, Saw, Seen
Specimen: Hellooo!!! How are you? I was looking through your profile and liked what I seen …. My name is Eric. Hit me back if ya want to get to know me! Analysis: saw*
Guest Submission: Online Dating Fails – Damaged Manhood
Do you believe love conquers all? Does a true and perfect love make life all worthwhile? To you, what is love? Is it just a feeling, the way how it feels to be in love, or is it more than the mere sum of those pleasurable sensations and experiences? Hello, I’m Bo and I really […]
Seductiveness Quiz Results
I partook in a “seductiveness” quiz on a dating site. Below are the results: Passion Preludes: The Big Picture of Me Princess MoMo is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Princess MoMo is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 4
Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 3 Mr. Riddles: I think you dish it, but you certainly can’t take it. I don’t need your floaties. I can swim just fine, thank you. (2 days later) Mr. Riddles: Did I really […]
Online Dating: Mr. Disqualified
Mr. Disqualified: Subject: Caveat Emptor no longer exists! [Editor’s Note: “Caveat Emptor is the headline on my dating profile.] Hello Esquire! Before I proceed here are the answers to your questions: 1.) You’re (You are) 2.) There’s (There is) 3.) Than 4.) Here Also, lawyers should not be using contractions when they write or type. […]
Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe
Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year. His name: Mother Fucking Joe. Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices. We […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Racist
Mr. Racist: What type of perfect man is interested in a non Caucasian female anyway? Did you ever consider changing your race to attract men? If you are not of Northern, or Western European descent, how can you expect a successful man to be attracted to you. Your ancestors clearly came from a third world […]