Online Dating Fails: Mr. Riddles Part 5

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 5 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

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Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 3 
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Mr. Riddles: I have no idea if you are being sarcastic (again… I
really need to create the sarcastic font)… or if you are serious or just rude or if you are laughing at the whole thing or if I just want to continue this run on sentence with more ‘ors’. What’s more, I don’t know why your cynical messages keep me intrigued.

Analysis: This guy sucks. He sucks at math. He sucks at English. He sucks at online dating messages. Rather than writing appealing messages, he pursues a battle of the wits. In doing so, he lacks wit and demeans me. I have tough skin (though soft and luxurious), but his approach isn’t going to gain him a date. In his previous messages, he claims he’s not trying to date me. Okay, then what the fuck is the purpose of his persistence? Exactly.

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