RickyTickyTocky 11/15/2012 7:50:24 PM U know who the most beautifull girl in the world is ? Read the first word again . Princess_MoMo 11/15/2012 9:05:46 PM Consider changing your username on here to RickyTIckyTockyTacky.
Shut ‘Em Down
Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites. No one likes rejection. But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure. If they heed the warning, […]
Swanson TV Dinner and Welch’s Grape Juice
One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again? Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines. See the message exchange below and then […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Outdoor Lover
For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites. I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond. Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me. See below. Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]
The Super Annoyer Saga Continues
To fully grasp the level of annoyance we’re dealing with here, please read the following posts: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!! Just when I thought the Super Annoyer had filled his annoyance […]
Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room
njstud 6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect.. yours trully stephen njstud 7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have […]
Mr. Giggles Parts III and IV
It’s really better to write about these events as soon after they occur as possible. As time passes, the details fade and my interest in sharing the stories diminishes. Let’s see how this turns out. As a refresher (or familiarizer) on this character, read Mr. Giggles Part I and Mr. Giggles Part II. […]
Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger
This specimen has fallen off of his rocker and is now stumbling downhill. In order to understand the long history and background, read these linked posts first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million everythingheisnt 6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM what do I have […]
Mr. Giggle Part 2
Click here for Mr. Giggle Part 1. Brief synopsis: After more than two specimen-less months, I decided to get off of the bench and back into the game. But was my date on the wrong team? That is what I was left believing after observing, among other things, his mannerisms, his giggling, and […]
Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying. This guy falls into the latter category. Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off? My initial approach […]
Mr. Giggles Part I
For those who are avid readers of my blog, you are aware that it hasn’t been raining men lately. My two month specimen drought was recently broken. There was one minor problem, though: I’m convinced the guy is gay. The last date I had been on was March 3 with Mr. Lambo (I didn’t […]
Online Dating Fails: One in a Million
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Some people just don’t know how to fuck off. This guy is one of those people. TheBestNothingLess 5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I […]
Online Dating Fails: Another Webcam Proposition (of a different variety)
cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 8:40:44 AM I will pay you 2500 cash to webcam w me. 30 minutes only. You interested Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:35:41 PM What? cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 7:44:48 PM Yup. Webcam and let me watch you and 2500 cash is yours. I’m a millionaire, I don’t worry about 2500 Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:54:59 PM I’m sorry, it […]