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Online Dating Fails: Three Strikes and You’re Out!

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 30 in Epic fails, Online dating

summershere23 4/21/2012 6:42:14 PM drew facebook.com/forera looking to meet/make new friends, chat mingle get out of the house…lol : ) The following images were attached to this message. summershere23 4/24/2012 8:29:22 PM hi, about me.. . i work, go to school… think im funny/silly..interested in about everything…lol have add and im dyslexic so i cant […]

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Online Dating: KSavage

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 30 in Online dating

ksavage 4/4/2012 9:57:52 PM Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say hello. My name is John. Would you like to chat a little bit? ksavage 4/30/2012 10:03:27 PM You are funny as hell. I must say that I was cracking up while I was reading your story. You are very creative, but not […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition (continued)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 23 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 21 in Epic fails, Online dating

my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]

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Self-rejection saves me time

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 16 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]

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Online Dating: Maybe this one doesn’t suck; it’s too early to tell.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 15 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town. Yet much to his dismay Was […]

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Mr. Lambo: The Relapse

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 9 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating, Texts

Ten days after we’d parted ways, I relapsed (Feb. 26).  It was a week after Brandon Singer had abruptly ditched his wedding date duties.  I was lying in bed and felt the sudden urge to call Mr. Lambo.  So I did. He answered.  We spoke for about an hour and then resumed our routine of […]

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Online Dating Fails: The April Fool Strikes Again

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

On April 1, I posted an entry, which I will now reprint in its entirety because if you haven’t read it, you should. It gives you a glimpse of the looney tune specimens that are out there. I knew when I received that message from a clinger from dating past that it wouldn’t be the […]

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Online Dating Fails: If At First You Don’t Succeed, Change Your Name

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

michaelandyperson 3/6/2012 8:16:58 PM Hey i am Brian i find you attractive so what you think of me? Name 3 things you love that a guy does it can be anything? michaelandyperson 3/8/2012 3:45:39 PM Hey i am Brian be honest what are the 3 best things a guy could do for u? and be […]

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Online Dating Fails: Half of a Century of Suckage

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 4 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

clubenvy 3/6/2012 2:44:12 PM Tall handsome guy here im actually 50 the age was wrong when profile was made, usually date much younger then myself with no problems.Trust me i dnt look my age and in better shape then most guys in the 20s lol. Nvr married no children but get along great with them. […]

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Online Dating Fails: The First of the April Fools

Not only do dating sites offer annoying ghosts of dating present, but also ghosts of dating past. I checked one of my online dating sites this morning (though I find myself virtually never responding to anyone these days) to find that one of the ghosts of dating past had written me a message. Below is […]

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Mr. Trash Can (March 24, 2011 dissection Part I)

Click here to read how we met. Click here to read about our second encounter. I met Mr. Trash Can on April 13, 2011.  Overall, our first date was enjoyable.  He’s attractive, intelligent and a decent conversationalist.  At one point, the conversation shifted to politics.  It stayed there for a bit until he said, “I […]

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Online Dating Fails: Stimulation of the Five Senses

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 25 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been sharing tales of specimens lately.  I’ve grown bored with the retarded messages that pile up in my inbox.   Every now and again, amidst the heap of shit, one message stands out.  Below is that outstanding message.  Read it and let me know what you think. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Dear […]

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Online Dating: Magic Carpet Ride

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 11 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

romanticman14937 LOL>>> What a creative profile! You def. have a gift as an artist/author. What is your nat? What a captivating smile! Love your profile and it seems that I meet your requirements. Would love to get to know you more.. What do you like to do for fun? I love your bluntness very sexy […]

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Online Dating Fails: Astute Observation

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 3 in Dating Advice, Men, Online dating

      rush_blue 2/26/2012 6:26:17 PM response request:) rush_blue 3/3/2012 1:42:34 PM are u blowing me off   Analysis: Why yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing, Mr. Rush_Blue.  Messaging, “response request :)” and actually expecting a response is ballsy.  How about putting some thought into the message? I commend him, though, on recognizing and […]

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