Stuck in my business like in a dope fiend’s arm, a needle Thought by now you’d have overdosed, too much MoMo’s lethal You’re toxic and shitty, matter of a fact, you’re not friends, you’re fecal Bet you’ve been refreshing my site, searching for some more, a saucy sequel You can’t get enough of this rhyming […]
Traitor Jo Rap
Honesty is the best policy, but your pathology had you chronically lying to me, now you come with an apology for the distorted and twisted chronology, but it’s not genuine, much like reverse psychology, time to clean up that shit, call it a cleansing colonoscopy No hard feelings or bad blood, bet you can relate […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Picasso
Picasso2015 11/26/2016 8:32:32 AM Report this message for inappropriate content It’s too early for this shit, but im a real MC too legit , Sucker for a challenge, I guess that’s my talent, middle eastern roots, so you know I got game, I’m on one like Khalid but I ain’t on snapchat for the fame, […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: An Ode to Aladdin Part III
Part I Part II GenericHero 7/25/2016 11:43:50 AM Report this message for inappropriate content You got some fancy words but so do I I don’t need 5 syllables to be soundin’ fly Got you researchin’ words cause my rhymes you hatin’ I’m more dangerous then internet datin’ Now all bets are off and my game […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin Part II
CLICK HERE FOR PART I GenericHero 7/23/2016 5:27:38 PM Report this message for inappropriate content see it was early in the morning before I had my coffee If mistakes cant be made, I think i’d rather be free Its just I hate even finding the apostrophe Its so much quicker to ignore it but now […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin
GenericHero 7/22/2016 9:40:11 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I finally found a girl who likes to spit waited all day and all damn night but sh!t it seemed like im the only one who could drop a line but then I found a rappin jasmine, and damn was she fine I had a […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Why the hell is he here??
whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Hey soooo I’m trying to rap battle you but I don’t think it’s going through. whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Fresh princess, I think your rap invites creative But it also just so happens, that I’m a central jersey native Im also pretty sure, […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Surrender
CJ0806 2/7/2016 2:12:39 AM Report this message for inappropriate content Your rap is copying the fresh prince song. I can do much better than that. Yo my name is Chris, I have to go piss, I’m in grad school because I’m looking for a tool to become successful, I’m in marketing but like farting, I […]