June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Subject line: :-) Message: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Subject line: :-) […]
Princess MoMo on the Farm (Dates two and three with Mr. Plane)
This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane). Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey to Martha’s Vineyard. Epic. First. Date. After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalking Straight from Atlanta
The dating site that I’ve renamed stalkerdate.com continues to live up to its newly coined URL. (Prior stalkerdate.com predators: HippyMike, David the Lion Beast, The Young and the Relentless, and The Third Time is not the Charm.) The users of stalkerdate.com have demonstrated that distance is no object when you’re stalking online. Today’s addition comes […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – HippyMike the Poet
After countless communications and dates with unfulfilling specimens, Princess MoMo has officially quit her quest for Prince MoMo. However, her online dating profiles remain active AND for the greater good, your entertainment (yes, she's a benevolent Princess), from time to time, she joins new dating sites. Last time she joined a new site, she quickly (in […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – Third time is not the charm, neither is fifth
hummel007 Age: 36 Location: Phoenixville, PA, United States Message 1 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Wow u r beautiful I definetly would like to meet U. Get in touch with me so we can talk.. Shoot me an email. Message 2 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Oh and by the way my names Bob, what’s […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless
This is the third, and sadly not final, installment from stalkerdate.com. (To view stalker message 1, click hippymike the poet. To view stalker message 2, click Crazy Lion Guy.) User: ups1123 Age: 35 Location: Allentown, PA, United States Date: June 4, 2011 Are you a real live Princess? I happen to have a thing for […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com: David the Lion Beast
Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike? Steadfast_lover2 Age: 41 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011: Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat? David1 Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011: Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to […]