Conversation from April 2009: Detective: Fine you win me: win what? Detective: Me me: i just want you not to think that i’m trying to deceive you and that i do things behind your back because i’m as transparent as they come Detective: Ok baby Detective: Sorry me: for what Detective: Being a d bag […]
Zebra Print Gear
It’s no secret. I love zebra print. For example, the MoMo-mobile is decked out in zebra print, including front seat covers, furry dice, front and back floor mats, a zebra beenie baby and a zebra umbrella. Similarly, my office walls are adorned with two zebra print pieces of art and a baby leopard tapestry. Luckily, […]
Repository of Knowledge
Below is a message exchange between a college friend and P-Mo. College Friend: Just got a text from my younger sister, "Are all guys complete idiots or are you all secretly taken aside at a young age and taught very dumb things to say at bad times?" I, of course, directed her to your […]
Robocop: The Confession
Preface: The confession is somewhat anticlimactic. So if you’re disappointed at the end because you were expecting something juicer, don’t say you weren’t warned. Introduction Once upon a time, in late 2005, Princess MoMo became acquainted with one known to the MoMo cyber world as Robocop. Despite MoMo’s deep-seated dislike for the boys in […]
Special Delivery: Princess MoMo gets a package
Princess MoMo and a specimen for whom she has not yet coined a name had a date scheduled for Friday, April 29, 2011. Arrangements for this date were made roughly two weeks in advance. However, thanks to sloppy facebook practices on MoMo’s part, she not only canceled the date, but potentially offended the specimen. On […]
More on RoboCop
Background: Princess MoMo has known RoboCop since 2005. Every so often, he makes advances on her. Said advances used to be more frequent, but it appears that at some point, rejection became less appealing to him. He recently denied her of a PBA card for about a month and a half because he is of […]
Texts with a Non-Detestable Specimen
After the initial exchange and first date with the non-detestable specimen (“NDS”), Princess MoMo was apathetic until NDS once again temporarily became amusing (not for long though). NDS and MoMo had an interesting telephone conversation during which they joked about procreating to form either a mini-MoMo or NDS Jr. Subsequent to their hypothetical joint […]
Texts from this Morning…
On today’s episode of Texts from this Morning, we have a repeat offender. On March 22, 2011, this specimen with whom I went on ONE date a YEAR ago (March 2010) and had no physical contact initiated the a string of texts reprinted below. This morning, he struck again. This time, I was willing to […]
Texts from this Morning
Some people get booty-called/texted. Evidently, I get cuddle-called/texted. Princess MoMo: Turning grown men into interactive teddy bears since 1999. 4:26 am Guy: Hey u. hanging in there? 4:27 am Me: Yes I am. You? 4:28 am Guy: Come cuddle 4:28 am Me: Why? We haven’t even talked in weeks 4:29 am Guy: It will […]