Dating WEBSITE fail

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 19 in Epic fails, Online dating

Not all dating websites are created equal. I think I’ve officially found the one with the lowest collective male IQ.  I signed up for this site on a Sunday and quit by Tuesday morning.  I did not respond to a single message that I received because none have passed my strict English usage standards.  Below are some of these fails:

“u r gorgs… i like u babe”

‎”hello my name boubacar, I’m really interested to you, I seek not wealth or beauty, I’m looking for a serious relationship that can bear fruit one day. money and beauty its for a short duration, but real love is for whatever life of happiness and I would like to share this happiness with you, just you”

“hey there. I currently live in Voorhees and work for Verizon Wireless in retail sales. I have a great life right now as I have a great job, a great apartment and a brand new car. I am interested in meeting someone who I can talk with and …spend time with. I love traveling, reading, listening to music, outdoors, coffee shops, bookstores, the shore, the city and I am a huge romantic at heart. id love to talk and get to know you better, so if and when you can please feel free to write me back. also, feel free to call or text me…609-xxx- 0376. I hope to hear from you soon.”

“How ru saw ur profile really liked it and wanted to talk to u if u dont mind my number is 240xxx2911″

 

 

The final three are all from the same guy within the short time that I was a member of this site:

‎”Wow! Very impresive… I love the way u express urself, smart girl…. We need more of ur kind in this world…. lol! What’s ur name hun?”

“Btw… Very nice and exotic features u have… Where r u from originally if u don’t mind me asking…”

“Sorry I couldn’t help it and sorry to bother u again…but i would really love to at least get to know u… please let me know if is gonna be posible…”

 

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