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GenericHero
7/23/2016 5:27:38 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content see it was early in the morning before I had my coffee
If mistakes cant be made, I think i’d rather be free Its just I hate even finding the apostrophe Its so much quicker to ignore it but now your pissed at me! It appears you like hitler miss grammar nazi Must be spendin’ too much time as an attorney Readin’ legal documents put me on a gurney Now its time to break it down, its my turn G See my mama taught english, it was her career I had a lifetime of guilt, anguish and fear for if I ever wrote wrong the end i’d never hear If she couldn’t change me then you probably wont, dear Nothins gonna change my world, i think the beatles wrote and I think it was covered by fiona app-pull I’d still get points if we were playin’ scrabble Cause your is still a word and it sounds the same So lets not split hairs, lets not pass blame I know how to spell, write, read and gain I write medical charts, and it causes me pain Its always gotta be right, so when i’m off the clock, I forget how to type So if you gonna crucify me like jesus christ Then i’ll hand you the spear, so you can skewer me twice I got a youtube channel you can find me rappin’ Got a handful of fans, while you be trapped in A nice office somewhere with your fax machine and trashbin I cashed in and now I’m trashin lawyers cause my passion is Verbally slapping, I dont give a crap and s’not how its written it is how its spoke I’ll need a lawyer for the next grammar nazi I choke ——————————————————————————–
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philoso_phish
7/23/2016 9:25:06 PM
Let me get on your channel and battle you for a round
Put my fingers on your gills, you flimsy fish, make you drowned You had chance to check your language, potentially rebound Saw your line four and I furiously frowned Now with a bunch of thorns, you shall be crowned Nails through your wrist, don’t you make a sound Nails through your feet, with the hammer I will pound Secure you to that cross, so you cannot move around Until your grammatical errors no longer abound. ——————————————————————————–
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GenericHero
7/23/2016 9:41:50 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content I said nail me to that cross, I’ll scream in delight
I beat myself up for fun, all day and all night Your my dominatrix now and maybe you bite I’m living in a matrix, where I’m always right. Even if my grammar sucks, we should talk on the phone At least there my spelling won’t send you running home I’m charming as can be but you requested a battle And now you talking harsh, can I grab you a paddle? I got nothin but respect for your occupation You made it through law school, YOU’RE so amazin’ I speak good English and know my grammar But here you comin’ at me like M.C. Hammer Your the best one I’m talkin’ too, and that be the truth I never meant to sound inelegant or uncouth I fixed up my game, you can no longer condemn I’m really not into B.D.S.M Though I write in shorthand and don’t realize I wouldn’t want poor grammar to cause my demise I swear I’m not like all these other boring guys I speak to you in riddles, and never tell lies Crucify myself to restore the sparkle in your eyes Cause without your messages, I have no reason to survive ——————————————————————————–
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philoso_phish
7/24/2016 9:32:51 PM
You want to be paddled, whipped, and degraded?
I’ll leave you feeling chronically, caustically castrated. I’ll sauté your manhood and eat it for a snack Leavin’ red marks all up on your back While keepin’ a tight grip of what remains of your sac My wish is your command, you do as I say By my rules, this game we gonna play I see you like when I get executively aggressive, you tried to repress it, but now you’ve expressed it, watch each word get successively possessive, excessively oppressive to the point that it’s impressive, addictive, and you cannot be disconnected, even though you’re being disrespected, if I went silent, you’d start to feel neglected and you’d refrain from being collected Because my words are expectedly unexpected None of them excepted Fearless, unafraid, call this chick intrepid Going at you raw, call that unprotected Verbal virus reproducing, got you all infected when I inject it, you cannot help but be affected and subjected to what I just directed straight into your flesh, kid I just killed you and you cannot be resurrected ——————————————————————————–
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GenericHero
7/24/2016 10:51:29 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content You can paddle, you can whip
You can grab me near the hip But degrade you can’t do cause I’m grade A ****! You can cook up my manhood, and have it for a snack Though im a full course meal, you’d swear I’m black I got the game, I got the rhymes, I got the cash, I got what shines I’m winning this game, like medieval times You kill me with shame, Then I am frankenstein You think I feel pain? See that I’m divine Now I’m bout to drop a line like a beast The only thing you infectin’ is your yeast I got some monostat 7 to relieve that itch I throw it at’cha like a baseball pitch Then maybe you’ll be a little kinder Love conquers all, that’s just a reminder You got a lot of anger maybe a clenched fist Or perhaps YOU’RE just a rabid fem-in-ist Either way its really simple said I’ll be your friend And on the third day I think he rose again? Got resurrected I’m protected from all your rage I’m telekinetic I deflect you like a black mage Throw you in a cage, and treat you like a dog Give you a milkbone and your favorite stuffed frog ——————————————————————————–
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philoso_phish
7/25/2016 12:14:36 AM
You can leave your mom’s cream in the cabinet
Vagrant yeast in my snatch is no inhabitant Have you eating out of it, like it’s a sacrament Have you on your knees, establishing disestablishment Have you earning a degree in me, like you a graduate, exceptional oral advocate Subjugating, suffocating you, pretending it’s an accident Convert you from a pacifist to a insatiable masochist Begging for more, religiously ravenous But bordering blasphemous I’m no feminist, just an articulate antagonist I speak with force, appealingly adamant SAT words, lexical extravagance Hyperbole hyperactiving your hibernating hypothalamus Hypothetically, if your rhymes were analogous, I might change my calculus and analysis But instead, they’re like weak kidneys needing a drastic dose of dialysis ——————————————————————————–
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GenericHero
7/25/2016 12:49:56 AM
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GenericHero
7/25/2016 12:51:59 AM
Report this message for inappropriate content While I’m busy decoding your cryptography
I might touch myself, dreamin you was on-top-a me I’m a grand master at your bio-anatomy, and if you want me on my knees then You’ll be followin’ me. I’ll challenge you to freestyle, winner sucks first It’ll be worthwhile, so long as we burst I like s3x games and I like s3x dice, you can leave your thesaurus at home, aite? I’m a tyrannosaurus woman I’ll show you my might I’m a tyrant chorus singing songs all night My kidneys are fine I need no dialysis It appears you speak with clout and callousness Though my words leave you in a state of paralysis I’ll take your breath away, like a night in Annapolis ——————————————————————————–
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GenericHero
7/25/2016 12:53:00 AM
Report this message for inappropriate content LOL it wouldn’t send that message til I removed the word S3x POF is on creep-control lolol
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philoso_phish
7/25/2016 9:08:28 AM
This is a rap battle, not a rap fairytale where I ride off with you into the twilight
If you’re a T-Rex, I’m the ice age, winning this ferocious fight Even frigidly leaving Sid the sloth with nothing but frostbite Freezing you, eliminating and eradicating you as though it was my right It’s fascinating how you’re trying, mustering up all your might But I’m continually decimating your type till you’re outta sight I got you salaciously serenading me, underestimating me, thinking you’ll turn darkness into light But I’ll keep fascistly waging war on you haughtily, night after night Solemnly hitting you with sardonic terminology, pornographic cerebral sodomy, have you needing a mental colonoscopy to clean out your constipated philosophy This cacophony culminating catastrophically and colossally I’m the truth, honestly, forecasted, something like a prophecy Plaguing you, have your progeny looking for that apostrophe Be like me, prodigiously punctually punctuating this melodic monstrosity It’s an active atrocity, cancerously spreading, study it, oncology Metaphorical radiation, chemotherapy, destroying your psychology Observe the size of my mind games, focus on the phrenology And watch it’s impact on your hormones, incredible effects of endocrinology Have you secreting semen with my magnificent, non-monastic lack of modesty But there’s no soil for your seed, is that botany or anthropology? Perhaps it’s biology, specifically the branch known as ecology Change of subject, now math, one constant is our invariable inequality I’m bankrupting your brain, neurological insolvency Indebted, have you begging for forgiveness, gimme that owed, apoplectic apology ——————————————————————————–
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