Princess MoMo: Damnit Phil. I was really hoping you’d accept this friend request earlier. I wanted to drunk dial you this past weekend and I thought your number may be on your profile, which incidentally it is! Boo.
Phil: lol, feel free to drunk dial it whenever!
Princess MoMo: If only it were that easy Phil. You see, it’s not like I just go around willy-nilly drunk dialing. There is a certain protocol I adhere to, which includes geographic criteria for placing such calls. The geographic constraint limits late night calls to individuals residing within a 75 mile radius from my call location or individuals residing within 75 miles from where I currently reside regardless of my call location.
75 miles isn’t bad at all. It’s definitely better than this guy limited to a 35 mile dating radius by his Chevy Volt. ;)