Princess MoMo

As of late, I'm starting to become suspicious of whether specimens are sending me legitimate messages or whether they're intentionally attempting to reach unparalleled levels of outrageousness bordering schizophrenia in order get a spot on the blog.  If it is the former, the pharmaceutical industry will continue to thrive.  If it's the latter, then these guys may just be creative geniuses.  Either way, it's entertaining. 

Today's episode features a specimen that Princess MoMo casually dated for approximately 1.5 months in the Fall of 2008.  Almost three years later, the two became facebook friends, and then not facebook friends and then facebook friends again.  The following messages were exchanged:

July 16, 2011

Mr. Pot of Gold ("POG"):

ur blogs are the best!!!

July 16, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Thank you :)

July 16, 2011

POG:

You're welcome :)

July 17, 2011

POG:

You are very peculiar.

July 17, 2011

Princess MoMo:

How so?

July 17, 2011

POG:

Hmm..how should I put this? This dating is very familiar, almost an exact copy of dating blog website idea a former specimen once told me about in late 2006.

* This dating blog website… wish I grammer checked first!

July 18, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Did you former specimen create such a blog?

July 18, 2011

POG:

To be honest, I do not know. Haven't had communication with thy former specimen for me to accurately and truthfully answer.

I do have one question though? What is a PBA card? Does it stand for Prenuptial Binding Agreement?

July 18, 2011

Princess MoMo:

PBA stands for Policemen's Benevolent Association. PBA cards are cards disseminated by police officers, with the particular officer's information on the back. When one gets pulled over in NJ, and shows this card (which basically communicates that one is a friend of the cop), more favorable treatment is bestowed upon the person.

July 18, 2011

POG:

Nice, friends in high places. Well best of luck to you in finding your Prince MoMo.

July 18, 2011

Princess MoMo:

haha thank you! Best of luck in your endeavors as well.

July 21, 2011

POG:

Why thank you! To be honest, I can finally say my luck has changed, karma is on my side!! fyi.. I FOUND MY POT OF GOLD .. time to enjoy this thing called life with all of those I hold closest to my heart. Thanks Princess MoMo for everything you have done for me. I understand that you probably have no idea what I am talking about but just know that you are crazy, in the best way possible!!

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Glad to learn that everything is going well for you. What exactly have I done for you?

 

[POG then defriends both of Princess MoMo's facebook profiles]

 

And you defriended this one too?! What's going on over there?

July 21, 2011

POG:

I defriended the other one by mistake. I defriended this one because I don't believe in fairy tales and your blog is a fairy tale. What have you done for me? I'll tell you, you told me how much my pot of gold is worth!

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

What pot of gold?! I have no idea what you're talking about still. And how is my blog a fairy tale?

July 21, 2011

POG:

My pot of gold is my life plan. I'm a story teller who once dreamed a dream of epic proportions. I am now ready to claim my dream and live the life I set out to make. Your blog is a fairy tale because it is not real. In order for your fairy tale to become real is for you to put it into action, make it your reality and not your online fantasy blog! I am Prince MoMo

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

I'm lost. Your messages are very cryptic. Regarding the pot of gold topic, are you saying that I in some way encouraged you or highlighted your worth? With respect to the Prince MoMo statement, what am I to make of that?

July 21, 2011

POG:

Don't be lost. It's rather simple. Do you think you're the only royalty fairy tale to speak of? My sweet, you're not. Prince MoMo only shares his thoughts with those worthy, prove first you think on the same level and maybe you'll be granted the chance to go on a journey through time. With regard to the pot of gold topic, you're indeed highlighting my net worth. You see, you're the Leprechaun who has been counting & storing all my coins in a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If ever captured by a human, the Leprechaun has the magical power to grant three wishes in exchange for their release. Captured thy Leprechaun I have!!

 

Regards, Prince MoMo

 

After reading the newest posts to your blog I have this to say in reply:

First, well done .. I'm very proud of you. No one can do what you do. That is what I adore and respect about you. When you're ready to ask what my three wishes are, please ask. I'm patiently waiting.

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

I'm not quite sure how I feel about this pot of gold/leprechaun metaphor of yours, but I'll indulge you in it for a bit longer. What are your three wishes Prince MoMo?

July 21, 2011

POG:

I'm sorry ..please pass your reference(s) to my associate, Mr. [real name has been redacted]. Upon review of set documents and if deemed sufficient for further investigation, shall you receive my three wishes Princess MoMo.

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Ok, I'm not sure what kind of psychotropic induced state of mind you're currently experiencing, but I am unable to follow you. What references are you talking about? And which one of your identities am I communicating with right now?

July 21, 2011

POG:

Me, Inc., since your website has all the referenced relevant material I will accept that as pertinent. Upon review of such material, Prince MoMo cordially requests a phone conversation with Princess MoMo.

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Is your number still 301 [REDACTED]?

July 21, 2011

POG:

It is but that phone number is not an immediate form of contact. To reach please call (297)[REDACTED], thank you.

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Alright, I'll call you somewhere in the realm of 30-60 minutes from now.

July 21, 2011

POG:

Looking forward to our phone conversation.

TO BE CONTINUED…