After today's post about MoMo and Mafioso, MoMo discovered that Capo defriended her blog facebook profile. Surprisingly, MoMo's Jiminy Cricket surfaced. She messaged Capo the following:
Capo-
I see you've taken the liberty of defriending me, presumably because of my blog post publicizing our cyber interaction. I have this internal parasite that I just can't get rid of called a conscience. Said parasite is causing me mild, very mild, remorse over offending you. But honestly, how did you not see that coming? If a train is making its way on the tracks, the whistle is sounding off, the stop lights are flashing and the gates have descended to block cars/people from crossing the track, yet someone chooses to jump in front of the moving train, should the driver of the train feel bad for crushing this individual? And all of this after the train driver avoided the individual's first five attempts to jump in front of it. Anyway, I hope you have a good night and that your ego recovers from its encounter with my train.
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