Online Dating Fails: ADAMesque Messages

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 14 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

 

In the piece of writing that inspired the creation of this blog, I categorized men into four groups: JIM, SAL, ADAM and DICK.  There are a lot of ADAMs trolling around dating sites.  Below are some examples of ADAMesque messages.  I never reply to this type of lame message from lackluster beings.

 

 

evening

how are you doing ?

im alright just worked today

got to go sleep early wake up call

12 hr shift tom lol

hope you had a chance to enjoy ur weekend

 

Adis

 

 

Hey there, how are you doing?? You seem cool and we should chat :) I am a good guy so you should reply back. Hope to hear from you soon!

 

 

Hello!

How are you?

I am 36, 5'10", 176lbs, single, professional, educated man with an European background.. Successfully employed and creative. I have a wide variety of interests to share which include; travel, good food, sports (playing and sometimes watching), the beach year round, camping, skiing, the arts in general, books and more.

Have you ever dated European Gentleman?

Rafal

PS. You are very beautiful.

 

 

Hey hun

 

whats going on, how are u?

 

Moe

 

 

hey how are you? you're very cute! i definitely

like what i see, I'm pretty laid back, an chill,

spontaneous, i like to have a good time, I'm down

for anything whether its sports, something

competitive or a night out on the town, wine

tasting or sushi! Or tequlia shots! I recently moved back to NJ,

after spending the last three years near myrtle beach,sc.

 

 

 

Hey how are you? I just saw your profile and your really cute and we seem to have a lot in common so I had to say hi. If your interested in talking hit me back up. Hope to hear from you.

 

 

 

hi how are you ? my name is dan and i am 27 im from bridgewater nj and i work for somerset county as a bridge worker . well here is a little about me I enjoy the beach walking and picking up sea shells walking on the board walk jet skiing or anything down the beach taking pictures going to light houses I enjoy mini golf bowling going to them parks roller costars and water parks I love going to the movies I love bridgewaters fork and screen it’s so awesome but my number one thing to do is cuddle .

 

 

 

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: ADAMesque Messages”

  1. Brett Elo says:

    Do you realize that this post could potentially be a life saver? Thanks to you and Dan/27/Bridgewater NJ, I will no longer risk my life by driving on any bridge in Somerset country.