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Online Dating: Example of a quality message

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 17 in Men, Online dating

Specimen:
Hey there. If for no other reason, it’s worth saying hello only because I meet all of the items in your list of criteria. Two just barely – better say hello before my next birthday and make sure I don’t shrink more than an inch and a half! lol But the others I pass with flying colors.

Sadly it is kind of fun going through and seeing if one qualifies for Me, Inc (or would that now be You, Inc?). I’m not sure the laws on incorporation cover that. Considering how much I tend to type, my profile included, I certainly can’t criticize the amount of information you put in your own. I do find it amusing that after going through your grammatical rant, list of qualifications, economical analysis on dating and legal disclaimers – you’ve left next to no information on yourself. The sarcastic humor was not lost though, and not unappreciated.

Unlike some people, my profile is pretty detailed on who I am. Definitely no fish photos and not a redneck at all, even though I do like country music. Not for lack of my father trying when we were young. He was a huge fisherman and did everything he could to make me one – to no avail.

Well I think I’m beyond the one line email but below the talk-your-ears-off length, so I’ll stop here. If anything intrigues you and you’d like to chat, you know what to do. Hope you’re having a great week. :)

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