Online Dating Fails: Hater wishes disability on MoMo

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 24 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

 

July 21, 2011

Hater Specimen:

I would simply just like to know where you had that picture taken, the one where you are sitting on what seems to be a very grand window, with those beautiful clouds in the background.

 

July 21, 2011

Princess MoMo:

That picture was taken in Italy.

 

July 22, 2011

Hater Specimen:

I see. Well, what a surprise, you are the last person I expected to get a reply from. I just home from work, and as I was logging in, I was actually thinking about you, and all that I had read about in your description.

 

I work at a disabled peoples home, from where I just came back from, and quite honestly I was thinking to myself how uptight, stuck up, and prideful you are, and that if you ever had the fate of becoming disabled, perhaps you might realize to crawl on the surface again, rather then having your mind flying in the high skies. However, I must apolgize for being so honest- and I mean no disrespect.

 

July 22, 2011

Princess MoMo:

Well, at least you were thinking about me.

 July 22, 2011

Hater Specimen:

Yes, on the bright side, I was thinking about you, because you are certainly quite amazing nonetheless. :-)

July 24, 2011

Hater Specimen: 

I guess the 3-day never applied, cuz you didnt give a f*k for replying to my last message.  As you put it in your words.

 

 

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7 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Hater wishes disability on MoMo”

  1. Does that equal game in his eyes??? I mean that’s just weird.

  2. Dmitri Black says:

    “from where I just came back from” <- Saving this one for a rainy day :)

  3. ‘I hope you break your spine in a horrible accident. How about coffee sometime’…. I wonder if this tact is ever successful?

  4. Best part: “I mean no disrespect.”

  5. He sent another message, which I just saw now. It says,

    “I guess the 3-day never applied, cuz you didnt give a f*k for replying to my last message. As you put it in your words.”

  6. Alex Mahgoub says:

    What service r u using?

  7. POF and OkCupid, or Plentyofbullshit and OkStupid as I like to refer to them :)