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Online Dating Fails: Hukd on fonix with 2 high school diplomas

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 18 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Guy: hey hun how are you doing? i dont kno if im anythin close to what ur lookin 4 so if ur at all interested definitely let me know id love the chance to get to kno u

Princess: You know what would have given you some insight into what I’m looking for? Reading my profile. But judging by your writing, that may be too much to ask. So skip reading it, as you’ve already taken the liberty of doing, and keep it moving. Thanks and best of luck.

 

Bonus Material:

Here is the content of his profile:

ummm i always suck at this lol but id like to think im kind nice n carin n all that…ive always been kind of a “bigger guy” as a freshman in highschool i actually squatted 1000 pounds lol now i dont think i could anymore but you get it lol….got kicked out of highschool for pickin on the teachers and “popular” kids lol (actually tru) still got 2 hs diplomas tho (also tru lol)….im kinda more old school where im only a 1 girl at a time typa deal but im the dumbass who still believes in true love lol….i would like to think i have a sarcastic sense of humor but id rather you be da judge on that n everything else by all means hit me up

 

Analysis: Wow, a high school drop out with two high school diplomas! And he’s a “1 girl at a time typa deal.”  That’s my “typa” guy.  Sign me up.

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