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Online Dating Fails: If At First You Don’t Succeed, Change Your Name

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 6 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating
michaelandyperson

3/6/2012 8:16:58 PM
Hey i am Brian i find you attractive so what you think of me? Name 3 things you love that a guy does it can be anything?

michaelandyperson

3/8/2012 3:45:39 PM
Hey i am Brian be honest what are the 3 best things a guy could do for u? and be totally honest?

michaelandyperson

3/31/2012 7:33:42 PM
Hey i am Michael, so what you looking for

I suppose this guy is testing different trends in online dating. He’s trying out various names to see which ones appeal more to the female specimens. Well, Brian/Michael, as Willie Shakespeare once wrote, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Similarly, shit by any other name still stinks. So, if your messages lack quality, it doesn’t matter what you call yourself.

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